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The Bachelorette 6 - Ali

Bachelorette 6 Recap – 6/7/10

Remember, for this seasons spoilers, click on the either of the two links under the banner above (Part 1 & Part 2) for all your answers regarding what happens this season. I’d like to pat myself on the back for having the greatest sources ever. Three episodes in, and they’ve been 100% dead on with everything so far. Not that I ever doubted them for a second, but just wanted to point out how great they’ve been.

For those who haven’t been back to the site since last Tuesday, please scroll down to the next post and read about Emily’s Smile Boxes. The response has been better than even I expected. I can’t thank you readers enough for taking the time to read her story and to donate. In the six days the post has been up, you the readers have donated over $1900 towards helping Emily make more smile boxes for children everywhere. She’s close to being able to deliver another 200 boxes to local children’s hospitals in Dallas, and her mother has informed me, they are also going to drop ship boxes to San Diego, Arkansas, and Boston’s Children’s hospitals. Thanks again for helping Emily and her charity out. She thanks all of you and I do too.

Less than two weeks away from my trip to Chicago and the Cubs/Angels game on Saturday the 19th. One correction: I said the game was a 1:05 start. My mistake. It’s at 12:05. I’m such a know-it-all on all things Chicago, for some reason, I thought they were in the Eastern time zone. Oops. See? I’m a Chicago novice. All those who have said you were interested in going to the game, I suggest you get your tickets soon on Stub Hub or whatever. Unless you plan on greasing some scalper. Those who have emailed me and wanted to be kept in the loop on where we’re meeting and what time, I’ll be sending out an email later this week. Should be a fun weekend. Looking forward to it. The Cubs better win so I can be .15 singing that silly victory song.

As of right now, no, I still don’t know the final outcome of this season. Yeah, it sucks, considering the show has been done filming since the first week of May, but hey, it’s outta my control. My sources have not given me a definitive “Ali picks Chris”, or “Ali picks Roberto”, or “Ali picks no one”, like they did last season when three of them told me, “Jake picks Vienna.” So until I know the final outcome, there’s no point in releasing who the guy is that I know she DIDN’T pick in the final two. The funny thing about this whole thing is, we’re coming up on a month since they’ve completed filming now, and everyone is still disappointed I don’t know the final result. Yet, there isn’t one other credible source out there, either on the internet or any magazine, who has reported the ending either. Have you seen “People”, “US Weekly”, “Star”, “In Touch”, “National Enquirer”, “E Online”, “TV Guide”, “Radar Online”, etc reporting it? Nope. Sure, a couple websites are guessing who it is and claim they know, but none of them had a clue until I told them who the final two were, so how much stock can you put into that? It’s pretty amazing that no credible outlet knows the outcome and has reported it as fact either. Guess they’re all waiting for me so they can claim that it’s theirs. Ha ha. Speaking of…

…A big “screw you” to the “National Enquirer” and “People” magazine for stories they ran the last couple weeks. Both magazines run with their “Ali’s Season Spoilers” column over the last couple weeks, and neither of them reference my site. Look, I have no problem if you want to run with spoilers in your magazine and on your site, but when I’ve had it all out there since May 11th, and you’re JUST NOW running with it like it’s news three weeks after the fact, and don’t even bother to credit me, that’s pretty ridiculous. I’m sure a lot of you read “People” this week. That thing was a joke. Everything was completely ripped from my “Bachelorette Spoilers” at the top of the page. Please. I’ve had individuals from “People” contact me before wanting me to link to their stuff, so it’s not like they don’t know about the site. So ridiculous. I guess I expect it from the “National Enquirer”. But “People”? I thought they were a little better than that. Guess not. That was about the most blatant rip-off of my site without getting credited as I’ve ever seen. But what can you do? Nothing. It is what it is. Just makes them look bad when they try to play it off like it’s “their sources”, when in reality, “their sources” are just telling them what’s on my site. Nice job, “People”. Very reputable. On to last night…

-So as you knew already, Roberto gets the first 1-on-1 as a helicopter takes them to downtown LA to tightrope between two buildings. However, before they get there, Ali must tell us once again how much she hates flying and is scared of the helicopter that is coming to pick her and Roberto up. And oh yeah, Ali jumped into Roberto’s arms and he swung her around. Apparently that’s the way to Ali’s heart. Lift her up, swing her around, and have two-layered thick eyebrows. Not to mention an overexaggerated, failed baseball career. You win Roberto! So Ali tells Alejandro Roberto Gerardo in the helicopter ride over she’s kinda scared. Rico Suave responds with, “If you get nervous, just squeeze my hand.” I’m not 100% sure, but in this case, I’m guessing “squeeze my hand” had an alternate meaning. Like, oh I don’t know, “reach down my pants.” But hey, that could just be a bad assumption on my part. Time will tell.

-More of Ali being smitten with Mellowman Ace. Ali: “Roberto is so protective and manly. He could really be the guy for me.” Is the manly part his awfully shaved eyebrows? Or the fact he brought a baseball glove to play catch with you last week and boast about his once-promising-but-now-failed baseball career? He sure was quite the protector when he selfishly had her lean over and kiss him while they were on doing their best Barnum and Bailey’s high wire act. Couldn’t wait til you got to the end, could ya’ big boy? Nope. You had to make her risk her life just so you could get some action. Who are we kidding? It’s not like either of them would’ve plunged to their death if they fell. We’ve seen in a few recent seasons where the “adrenaline” date always ends up being with someone who makes it as the final one. Jake and Vienna bungee jumped. As did Jason and Molly. I think Jillian and Ed’s adrenaline date had her standing behind him when he emailed Lindsey and Bethany back home and whether or not she could resist whacking him across the face with her Jimmy Choo heels. Can’t remember how that one played out.

-Pedro Martinez informs Ali that Spanish was his first language until he got to first grade. And that he also speaks a little Italian and French. If Ali wasn’t already enamored enough with this guy, my guess is that sent her over the edge. Because as we all know, a guy who’s first language is Spanish, second language is English, and third and fourth are a little Italian and French, well, that’s marriage material right there. Oui, Oui. Lets not forget how beautiful Ali thinks he is, minus the runaway eyebrows. Ali: “One question I have is does he think I’m pretty enough for him.” Wow. Talk about insecurity issues. Yikes. However, I guess we must congratulate Ramon Martinez for being the best looking Latin man to ever walk the face of the earth since Ali apparently can’t even breathe correctly in this guy’s presence. She is either delusional or only dates giant dorks. Or both. Hey, she dated Jake so maybe I’m on to something here. But man, is he really that dreamy? She’s completely flustered every time she sits near the guy and keeps talking about how beautiful he is. It’s ok, Ali. Here’s an oxygen mask. Breathe normally before applying to small children.

-After these two entertain the masses doing their circus act, they have a little dinner together on top of the building. I don’t remember what the hell they said to each other or if they even spoke. Oh wait, yes I do. Ali said as much as she was enjoying dinner, she “didn’t want to be all stiff and at a table.” To which Ivan Rodriguez replied, “That’s funny, because I’ve been stiff under the table the whole time.” Whatever the case, he had to get up while pitching a tent and they went and laid down on a sofa that was conveniently placed on top of a hotel building. That’s normal. This cuddling on the couch led to one of the more puke inducing conversations you’ll ever hear. I think each one just took turns telling the other how cute they were. Can’t remember. I was too busy trying to shove my lung back down my throat after hacking it up. Ali: “You’re so cute.” Roberto Cavalli: “Do you know how cute you are?” Vomit. Everywhere. Now. Well, at least these two are building a relationship on something solid, like looks. Because we know as long as your partner is good looking, everything else doesn’t matter. Hey guys, it really is ok to talk about something else other than his 90’s one hit wonder song and the fact his college ERA was something you’d see from an ice skating judge.

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  1. Steffie

    June 8, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    OMG…another great article!
    Two things to say…..I know you commented on Ali mentioning that she was uncertain if she was attractive enough for Rico Suave, but you didn’t mention the next part that I thought was ridiculous…..”I’ve never had to worry about that before”…meaning SHE is always the better looking one in a relationship. I’d have to say that she definitly does NOT have insecurity issues.
    As for not knowing the final one…..do you think there’s a chance that she didn’t pick one? Maybe they’re changing the format this year and she’ll pick at the ATFR?? Or I guess you DID say you know who she does NOT pick, so I guess that’s wrong.
    Oh well, it WOULD be nice if these relationships could get a couple of extra weeks to see if they’re real or not and waiting until ATFR would be cool! Might be more drama!!!!

  2. petuniamilz

    June 8, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    Your updates are hilarious!
    I can’t believe you didn’t mention Jesse’s Canadian Tuxedo at the rose ceremony. I know you mentioned his outfit but he was really rocking the Canadian Tux!
    Hey and ease up on Wisconsin will ya, not all of us are still talking about Favre 2 years later. lol

  3. Sunnyside422

    June 8, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Oh my GOD!!! I’m still laughing at Weathervagina and Fairy! Priceless Steve! And right on. The more we see of him (and of course he is edited, I’m sure), the more pitiful he becomes. Such a short, sad, little man! Ali has to have been told to keep him around. NO way can she be serious about this little runt.

    I know you think Roberto is a twit, I disagree. With this bunch, he “seems” the only normal one. So he is a failed baseball player. Big deal. All he needs to do is convince Ali he is a winner. I still want him to be the last man (and I use the term loosly with all of rest)standing.

    Poor Hunter. No wonder he “takes things slowly” as he reminded us over and over. Poor guy can’t get past kissing shoulders or elbows or pinkie fingers. I feel for him. What a totally pathetic date. Hot dogs and hamburgers he gets to cook himself! How romantic. Did he not understand from the get go that he was a gonner. Why do these guys, as they leave, lamant the fact that they are “surprised…I never saw it coming”. Really? Are you all that dense! And floppy haird Chris leaves still in love with….himself! Good for you…a majority of one.

  4. lmsilb

    June 8, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    So who are the final 2? Did i miss something?

    Thanks

  5. weathervagina

    June 8, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    I finally had to register….Weathervagina! LMAO

  6. weathervagina

    June 8, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    Oh and I know Craig M. left in last’s weeks episode, but I gotta throw in my opinion for who he reminds me of, looks-wise:

    Stephen Weber from the TV show “WINGS” ….no?

  7. Wolf Goddess

    June 8, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    ~I’ve been a PEOPLE magazine subscriber since it’s inception and a few times I’ve written “Letters To The Editor” and even had a few published..when I read their article with all the “spoilers” it was evident..from the beginning..where they had gotten all their “inside infos”..YOUR SITE…but..of course..NO mention or credit to YOU..hence I wrote them a letter..am not holding my breath it will be published but at least I let them know what I thought of their actions….~

  8. mja

    June 8, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    @lmsilb, to find out the final 2, look at the last paragraph of the Bachelorette Spoilers (Part 1). It is linked in the gray bar at the top of this page.

  9. kensing65

    June 8, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Honestly, I think the only reason why I’m watching the Bachelorette is because of your website! LMAO!!

  10. Ladda

    June 8, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    @ Steffie- I logged in to comment on EXACTLY what you said. Definitely no insecurity issues here. “Roberto is hot. Am I pretty enough for him? omg, I’ve never had to think that before because I am obviously so hot with my off the shoulder shirts and Britney Spears weave.” ewww, Alli. What happened?? I love the cute, tomboy, funloving gal. Let’s go back to that. Just sayin’…

  11. IrishPirate

    June 8, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    I don’t know why this show isn’t called “Soft Porn” and left at that. Geeze.

  12. Steffie

    June 8, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    @Ladda—Right?? I mean, I really, really like her! I hate the weaves but I really enjoy seeing her giggle and throw the baseball and just be who we fell in love with!!! She seems to be a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders. I doubt she’ll find love with this group, but I bet it will be like a Melissa and she’ll find it really fast right after!

  13. Coach10

    June 8, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    I know you like Ali and all, Steve, but no mention of her running ability for the video shoot? It was almost as painful to watch as Weatherbug whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

  14. reel_nut

    June 8, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    ‘Justin’s great miss-adventure’_hummm I wonder if this was the slug used to identify the story board set _do you think? And, it must have been quite a massive heep of boards … after all the Justin seemed to get more camera time than Ali & he didn’t even have an official date.

    Steve, I am starting think that the Justin bit _the idea that he should have the audience in on his private jokes as he maliciously baited & secretively snickered the clueless guys may be the quintecential microcosm of how the producers want the audience this time on their joke, for they don’t seem to be trying very hard to disguise the fact that the scenes are planned, scripted & rehearsed to a tilt.

    Now, I have only watched the Bachelor randomly in past seasons with the exception of Jake’s season & this which I have been watching regularly. So, Steve, tell me, has it always been this blantantly transparent.

    I mean, on episode 3, Justin must have been gone all day. In fact, at one point one of his roomates even referred to the fact it had been nearly 24 hours since they’d seen him.

    Then, take the scene where Justin supposedly stood behind the door ease dropping while the guys trashed him. That was hard enough to swallow, but then he came in and stood just a few feet from them. And the cliche of each in the group gradually becoming aware of his presence except one who kept on talking for quite a bit longer was pulled. Yet, anybody knows (or should) that it would have been impossible not to notice the camera lights all pointed at Justin first in the treshhold of the door then within a conversational distance of them in the same room.

    And to Justin’s credit, he really delivered a smooth & fairly credible performance on all his scenes. And not only there was an absence of ackward pauses in those sequences with Justin, but he was fortuitous in that his mates were all happy to deliver the perfect cues to his two faced quibs.

    To have the audience in the joke helps fill the gap for the lack of good material, in my humble view.

    Truth is that if I were a producer doing this show this season I would have trouble not killing myself over how boring, sedate, average & mellow most of the cast really is.

    But give credit to this kid (=Justin). So far he has outdone himself & by doing so salvaged this disastrous season. Listen, I know that for folks who belive that this show is about authentic interaction & human feelings hate Justin. But he is playing a role _bad boy & charming villain & whatever compliments I am dispensing are well deserved in that regard.

    Think about it??? How many of us regular folks could ever dream to step in front of a camera & cry credibly enough intentionally _not in one scene but 3?

    I know that Justin did another reality show before this one, but that alone & even the fake wrestling would not be enough for averge folks to turn into stars. So, I won’t be surprised if later comes out that he done some acting, or at least took classes.

    Justin is no Lawrence Olivier but what he did on the show that aired yesterday was pretty good.

    By contrast, Frank’s delivery was terrible. His repetitive expressions of worry (over Ali) or even jealousy made either to fellow cast members or to the camera were not credible at all. In fact, they were incredibly contrived. His expression was that of a person wishing with all their might to be anywhere else but where they happen to be.

    I was shocked by how rehersed, contrived episode 3 was wall to wall. Even the parting line sounded so obviously phony & fed by whoever stood behind the camera that, yes, the mouse may have stolen the show.

    ;+]~

  15. randhelm

    June 8, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    To Weathervagina…you are so right. He looks just like Stephen Weber!

  16. Sunnyside422

    June 8, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    I do see the resemblence, but truly Sephen Weber is a better looker.

    Chris is just too enthralled with himself. And he thinks there are hords of women waiting for his exit! Ahh haa, so why did he sign up for a show to supposedly get a girl!? Okay, I know he did it to see his face on TV! Everytime he flipped his hair back, I wanted to yell! Dork!

    Justin just looks greasy! That jelled hair and it looks like he is balding….not appealing at all. Begone Justin!

    I like Chris L. Solid and uderstated…could be a keeper for life, but nothing in the attractive department. As for he and Roberto being final two, my money is on Roberto…unless she rejects all! Fantasy Suite with Roberto could be the telling event! Whoo hooo. Rolling around on a bed with him could be VEERRRY interesting.

  17. rajeha

    June 8, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    Steve, I sense some manly competition between you and Roberto in your columns..you’ve really been ragging on him, considering he’s (in my opinion) one of the least ridiculous/creepy guys there. BTW, girls don’t care if you’re only average at baseball.

    And yes, he is THAT dreamy. 🙂

  18. dojrtw

    June 8, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    Great post!
    Yea, last week i cut jonathan some slack because i just didn’t like craig. but now he is still just a wimp without him. really? trying to make it seem like ali didn’t want to kiss him to cover his ass? haha can’t wait to see him and craig on the bachelor pad.
    I’ll admit–i didn’t realize how staged the whole justin thing was. I mean i totally knew he didn’t walk there, but i still thought it bay have been his idea. Guess not.
    Funny that Justin would give up wrestling, considering he is there to promote his career. Maybe his math was spot on though, if he became F1 and didn’t propose (to return to jessica/kimberly) there would be 0 guys left.
    My guess? Ali chooses neither (was ready to marry frank, then got stuck with chris&roberto (i do like both of them)) and then maybe goes back to get kirk or kasey or someone else. Probably way off, but hey. All her talk about how Jake should have come to get her after the show… totally different scenario though. whatever.
    why do you hate roberto so much? just asking. i mean obviously it is your job to keep us in check about him, but it just seems like he’s taking more heat than some of the other guys. oh, and jesse csincsak says it won’t be roberto as f1 because they’re giving him too much early airtime. any thoughts on that? Because it seems like she’s comfortable with chris L every time they talk, which is never.
    thanks for another great post!

  19. Da Babe

    June 8, 2010 at 7:35 PM

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    Weathervagina? Coin that phrase, will ya? LOL And that jumping around with arms in air scene that was supposed to resemble dancing – needed the overbite – maybe I missed it. And I’m from Philly – don’t recall hearing anything about Bare Naked Ladies anywhere…except maybe Delilah’s !

    I’ll be surprised if Ali picks anyone. There isn’t chemistry with any of these guys. She doesn’t seem all that comfy being around them, let alone being mushy and romantic. I think she’d rather be hanging with her girlfriends doing whatever they do.

    Keep the tidbits coming! Happy belated birthday – love ya Steve. Go Blackhawks ! !

  20. latinlover

    June 8, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    @weathervagina

    Craig M. from Canada looks like Eric from Billy Madison!!!! haahahahahah

  21. latinlover

    June 8, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Clearly I like latin guys…Roberto is very sexy and cute. I would make out with him and roll around on a couch with him any day. And I like his bushy eyebrows, that’s right Steve! And all of your dorky hispanic names you make up for each line are not really that funny. And Rico Suave? Really? Ok enough. He’s hot and he’s the best guy there so far. Ali is adorable and she deserves a sweet guy that will value her and make her happy.

    Jonathan was creepy! How is it that he has made it as a weatherman on TV but can’t handle a small scene with Ali dressed as a sexy librarian? Wow. And the crying just takes the cake, I mean seriously. But Ali just shows how sweet she is for genuinely caring about his feelings and giving him a great kiss! She is great. A comment on the last recap was from a “close friend of Jonathan’s” and said that he was going to be the “BREAK OUT STAR” of this show! ahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Oh yes, he is. He is now and forever “weathervagina”.

  22. latinlover

    June 8, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    @ rajeha

    THANK YOU, you are spot on.

  23. danceroo46

    June 8, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Oh No! Craig M. is going to be on the bachelor pad with Weatherfairy!? That kid is going to be TORTURED!

  24. Ryvetted

    June 8, 2010 at 8:34 PM

    HAHAHA! Your best post ever, Steve! Unicorns. Ovaries. Fairy/ vagainas. Eyebrows. And Ali’s Place of Misery. Awesome!

  25. dojrtw

    June 8, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    so, just looked up the “you run away” music video on youtube because they never show the full one. yup, it’s totally different and doesn’t use any of these little scenes at all. to be expected, i guess.

  26. cellardoor1116

    June 8, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    To answer your question, no, that shoddy piece of crap music video is not, in fact, really going to be the video for the Bare Naked Ladies’ song. The video for the song… has nothing to do with anyone from the Bachelor/ette (not even the same video concept). And it’s a damn good thing because that was terrible. Link to actual video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiS7oZCIuN8 Just another example of how real it all is on this show! haha

    And dude, what’s your beef with Roberto? He seems really chill and nice and sure, he’s not A-Rod (which is also a good thing since that guy’s a grade A a-hole), but he’s had a hell of a lot more of a baseball career than the general public. And it’s not like he’s got “Professional Baseball Player” listed as his profession. He hasn’t even bragged that much about it- he just stated that it was something important to him and said he played in college and got drafted. Cut the guy some slack, jeez. And yes- he’s dreamy.

  27. dr8834

    June 8, 2010 at 11:11 PM

    it’s a shame, I’ve always enjoyed your column but i think you crossed the line… very racist

  28. MindyM

    June 9, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    rajeha and sunnyside,

    Loved your comments! Yes, Roberto really is that adorable. I don’t know why Steve has such a problem with him. I think his eyebrows are fine, don’t care about his baseball career, and the guy stands out from the rest of this cast of misfits – yes, I am talking about the now infamous Weathervagina! Hilarious and sorry, but it really fits this guy. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when he freaked out at the kissing scene with Ali. TPTB must be making Ali keep him!

    I am wondering if Cape Cod Craig will be F1. They aren’t showing us much of him and Ali yet. They love to hide things from us, so this could be a clue. Also, there is so much drama to come with the whole Frank leaving Ali to go back with his ex and Justin being revealed as the ultimate slimeball! I do see a connection between Ali and Cape Cod Craig. They seem relaxed and comfortable in the little we have seen of them together.

    I have a feeling that Roberto won’t be lonely if he doesn’t end up being F1. I think a lot of women are thinking the same things that some of us here have been saying. The guy is sexy in a quiet way, has charm to spare, seems sincere, genuine, great personality. What’s not to like?

    Come on Steve, with guys like Hunter, Ty, Kasey and Weathervagina, not mention the duplicitous dudes Frank and Justin, I think Roberto looks like Prince Charming!

  29. CWJ

    June 9, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    RS …. fabulous once again !! Now that I’ve read your update, I *think* I’ll be able to watch the show. Why did my shrink have to die ?? I really need her to help me figure out why I keep subjecting myself to watch this crap.

    And …. why do the people on the *alphabet* board keep complaining about you ?? No one is forcing them to read what you write. Your comments [and spoilers] are the best. Thanks for the great weekly entertainment.

    P. S. – – – I think I read some place that the short, skinny, boring, insecure, [and on and on] dork weatherman ….. is being considered for the next BACHELOR role !! Excuse me ….. while I puke. On the other hand ….. that would explain why he’s still hanging around. [puke again].

  30. Lynds82

    June 9, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    Steve- I love your writeups, they can be really humorous, but two things about this one that I feel compelled to comment on- 1) I’m from WI and don’t really get why you think anything about Kirk is screaming “I’m from Wisconsin”- if I didn’t know better I’d have no idea where he was from, and I’m looking really forward to seeing the hometown in GB. Not sure why you had to bring up Favre and NO not everyone is bitching about him 2 years later. Obviously we didn’t like the fact of what happened but look how it ended up last year…not bad at all. Football is huge in GB, the same way baseball is in Boston or NY or whatever else you want to compare it to…but no reason to rip on WI. Sometimes I think you just look for things to insult in an attempt to be funny, and this wasn’t. Same thing goes for Roberto…you’d think the guy personally wronged you or something. All of the jokes about his baseball career are getting a little old and kinda make you sound bitter and dare I say a little jealous. Like I said in the beginning of the post I am a huge fan of the site but just wanted to comment, remember you have fans in Wisconsin…lol 🙂

  31. bunny2

    June 9, 2010 at 9:24 AM

    All I could think of with poor Hunter was the fraternity scene in Animal House….”Thank you sir, may I have another!” Poor bastard.
    Love like all the rest of the folks, the weatherman comments and he is driving me nuts!

  32. dnai

    June 9, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    So you have to insult girls when making your point about The Weatherman?? C’mon Steve. Don’t be a sexist.

  33. reel_nut

    June 9, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    Could anyone please give me the email address of Reality Steve.

    I am having technical issues w/ my pc & the link is not working for me.

    Thanks

    ;O)~

  34. yuliya18

    June 9, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    U r not sexist… Ur right weatherman acts like such a girl!!! When he started crying i couldnt stop laughing. What a lil pussy!!! This man needs to grow some serious balls!!! Haha i was reading ur this during class n started laughing so hardd!!! Totally agree with everything u say steve!!

  35. bunny2

    June 9, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    If the weatherman is the next bachelor, I am seriously done with this show! He is winy, insecure, and a grade a doofus! Sorry, I want Craig M back, he at least made it entertaining!!!!

  36. LynnMJ

    June 9, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    Agree with what some others said here….yes, Steve, Roberto IS that dreamy! He is a piece of work…gorgeous, sexy, hot, YIKES. Both me (middle aged – ha) and my 21 year old daughter go crazy over him. Who cares about his failed baseball career? That smile, those dimples….sigh!
    Love you columns, Steve, and you’re so right…knowing these spoilers only makes watching more fun!

  37. JustJenna

    June 9, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Steve, don’t you EVER get tired of pointing out that you had the scoop first? The self congratulatory shit is starting to ruin what was once a great blog. Let your work speak for itself and stop telling us how great you are.

  38. josie

    June 9, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    wow steve, way to be a racist, homophobic arse. there is a way to be clever and funny and witty without being a total whiny douchebag who resorts to bad cliches and stereotypes (see South Park). damn, you used to have quality columns also. i guess all that fame got to your head. maybe you need to rub one out.

    still, i read your columns. why? i don’t have much of a life. and sometimes you’re funny. no one is all bad.

    oh and p.s. what was up with Ali’s reaction when Chris L told her his mom was dead. could that annoying, soulless, personality-free gal have looked any less sympathetic?

    hugs!

  39. stephlynn

    June 9, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Weathervagina was hilarious! And I don’t know why everyone is saying you’re racist, sexist, etc… you’re just funny. People need to learn to take a joke. I love reading your column- it makes the crappy reality tv worth watching!

  40. addicted2trainwrecks

    June 9, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Just about lost my lunch over on the ABC board. Can’t wrap my head around the idea that any person with a brain would fork over $24.95 plus shipping to have that dorks plus Ali calendar. $3 per calendar sold will go to 2 charities. I bet they won’t be realizing a crushing bonanza of dollars at thoe two charities.

    Unlike our very own Steve, who aimed us to Emilys Smile boxes. Hey Steve, could you find out how many calendars are sold? Not that is going to be LOL for sure.

  41. addicted2trainwrecks

    June 9, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Correction to above post.

    THOSE two charities

    NOW that is going to be LOL for sure.

  42. tburns32

    June 9, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    weathervagina?!?!?!?! i seriously burst out laughing.

  43. momx3

    June 9, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    I know Jonathan is a wimp but please take it easy with him.

    Also Roberto seems like a nice regardless of what his eyebrows look like (hope he gets a wax job by the end of the show) so give him a break.

    Thank goodness for hulu I couldn’t stent watching the whole show without skipping all the corny parts (99% of the show)

    And yes, a lot of us watch the show because of what you write.

  44. PhoenixForce

    June 9, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Your comments about Roberto’s eyebrows are as catty as all the comments by women on how “fat” Ali is.

  45. sksksk

    June 10, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    Hysterical. Thanks for the laughs. I have to say I agree though……lay off of Roberto. He is definately the hottest guy on the show. If we can listen to you gush about Ali, then you can fade the heat with Roberto. In addition – lay off of the University of Tampa! It is an excellant school, and my daughter played soccer there all 4 years – she was a two-time All American and had the time of her life. Yes, it is Div II; but playing college ball for a Division II school is perfect for some; and more of an accomplishment than most people make in a lifetime.

  46. addicted2trainwrecks

    June 10, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    Just a thought, and I am not looking to offend anyone so please understand it is not my intent. Over the years we have seen and heard a call for minority representation. Well in a way, if Roberto is f2 and he becomes the new Bach doesn’t that get TPTB off the hook.

    Roberto represents the Latin community and really is easy on the eyes despite the brows. He coud be the foray into the minority community and already have a decent following from this B’ette show. TPTB will be smelling like a rose.

  47. MABS

    June 10, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Just another WI fan commenting… the producers have to be helping Weatherman to be the world class weenie that he appears to be? Variety is the spice of life, no?

    Favre? Favre who?

  48. kramer76

    June 10, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Hi Steve! Thank god for your blog….actually, CBS should be personally thanking you for your blog b/c I would not be watching this show if it weren’t for you (and I’m certain I’m not alone in saying that). This show is so ridiculous and you make it oh, so entertaining 🙂 I’m a female, and I love cheesy reality, but this is just nonsense. This season is especially embarassing to watch…not sure why, but it is. It all just seems so awkward. I know, I know, it’s awkward every season, but this one really is in particular….for me at least. Ali just seems so uncomfortable on camera this season. Don’t get me wrong, I really like her! I actually feel bad for her b/c it looks as though the $$$ (lets face it, who wouldn’t be drawn to the cash) and the whole, “idea” of being on national tv again was appealing – especially after getting so far in, The Bachelor but she just seems in over her head as, The Bachelorette? I don’t know, maybe not. Maybe I’m reading too much into it. The, “Bachelorette’s” from previous season’s play the role a little better than Ali….aka, they are able to be more “fake” – “look at me, I just want to find love, I’m so low maintenance and fun, I’m so into sports and getting my hands dirty, and ‘boy things’….but I’m so giggly and girly too”. You gotta love ’em though….they’re entertaining, and that makes decent tv (and I use the word “decent” b/c of the premise of this show). Anyway, I’m rambling on and I’m sure you could care less. I just wanted to give you my own personal shout-out b/c I really do look forward to your blog every week – again, it’s the ONLY reason I watch this show. You’re the best!!!

  49. kramer76

    June 10, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Not stalking, I just forgot to add that I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE your Jonathan The Weatherman references!!! “Weatherfairy” and especially, “weathervagina” (still laughing out loud at that one) were my faves.

  50. latinlover

    June 10, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    @Kramer76
    It’s the wonder that is ABC that does the Bachelor/ette shows, not CBS.

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