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Bachelor Pad Recap – 8/9/10

I think it’s hilarious how girls like Elizabeth and Tenley were googly-eyed over Jesse and Kiptyn last night and had no problem making it known, yet the guy’s were like, “Whatever”. I didn’t think either girl really made themselves all that strong willed by completely throwing themselves at each guy and them basically holding all the cards. How many times did Elizabeth tell us she’s in love with Jesse last night? 10? 20? And Tenley is basically giving Kiptyn and open house on her body and he’s still house hunting. You know, there’s a reason guys like Kiptyn, and Dave Good, and Jesse are all still single. You think it’s because they have a hard time finding dates or the right woman? Please. They’re single because they want to be single. They know half the women who watch this show would all do them at the drop of a hat, so why commit to anyone? So the minute the “In a Relationship” goes on their FB status, they become that much less desirable, and of course none of them want that. Why do you think Jesse acted the way he did last night towards Elizabeth? Cuz he wants to have his cake and eat it too. All those guys do.

The Twister game was essentially soft porn. How many gratuitous ass, breast, and crotch shots did we get during that sequence? 100? They couldn’t have been more obvious if they tried. I mean, I’m sure Jessie was excited to last as long as she did in the game, but probably not at the expense of them zooming in on her baby maker every five seconds. And is there a reason Jessie got zero air time on Jake’s season? How did they hide THAT body from us this whole time? Forget which guy said it, but he was dead on. Jessie has the best body in the house.

Jessie certainly made a name for herself last night. Most importantly, by prancing around in a bikini for most of the episode. But secondly, for providing (at least for me), the most humorous portion of the night. When the date card arrived, why did Jessie feel the need to bring the not only the card but the table that it was on back into the mansion? We’ve never seen that before. I found that to be quite funny. So props to Jessie for standing out more than any other girl last night. And no props to her for getting eliminated next week. Boooooooooooo…

I don’t know how Elizabeth could’ve watched that episode last night and thought she came off well. Blackmailing a guy you’re seeing into making him show affection for you? Really? That’s how you want a guy to pay attention to you? Wow. Must make you feel real special. She’s obviously way more into him than he’s into her, and we see that they do hook up later on this season and are still “together” today – whatever that means. I have a hard time believing Jesse Kovacs is a one-woman guy. Call me crazy.

Not that I’m going to take Michelle’s side in her fight with Tenley, but geez, what another overreaction by Tenley. The girl came in to the bathroom and closed the door. Big whoop. Tenley acted like a burglar snuck into her bed and held her at knifepoint. She got that hysterical crying over Michelle confronting her in the bathroom? She couldn’t even speak without sniffling and trying to catch her breath. Sounded like my 6 year old niece. What I can tell you is this: Michelle and Craig didn’t hook up that night. I mean, when they showed all the lights go off in that room, did you honestly think those kissing sounds were coming from two people? All 19 of them were in the room. It would’ve been obvious who was kissing who, and if it wasn’t, all someone had to do was go turn on the lights. So dumb. Michelle and Craig didn’t hook up that night. However, Michelle and Juan have since the show has ended, so there’s a little nugget for you.

All in all, a much more entertaining show to watch than the “Bachelor/ette”. Because we’re not expected to believe two people who’ve known each other for six weeks are supposed to be falling madly in love with each other and will get engaged. This show is what it is: smut. Plain and simple. Nothing more, nothing less. You already know who gets to the end (not a surprise), and you already know what most of the drama will be in the house. So it’s easy to just sit back and watch it all play out. Check back here tonight for the link to my live interview with Olivia Wilder on her blogtalkradio show tonight. Under the “Contact Me” link above, are all the places you can reach me at – email, Facebook, Twitter and we’ve added a Reality Steve Fan Page now, so join that if you’d like as well. Talk to you later…

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  1. Lucetto

    August 12, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    Hum, I cant wait to see that double wedding show !!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Bernie

    August 12, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    Ok, so here’s a nugget. My sister lives with a friend of Tenley’s and my sisters roommate is EXACTLY like Tenley and no one can stand her. (my sis had no idea prior to the move in). So as I’m watching last night all I could think was OMG this DOES NOT surprise me. Mine as well call Tenley Ariel for now on because her MO is going to be “rescue me” all through this show. Jesus H Nipples.

  3. sarahkate

    August 12, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    This is my first time commenting but I have been reading for a while! I have at least been reading since Jason’s season because I remember my best friend talking about the show and I already knew what was going to happen thanks to you! I don’t mind the spoilers – I love knowing what is going to happen and then seeing it play out on the show.

    As for the bachelor pad – I think it is exactly what I thought it would be and I don’t know why so many people get so mad about it. If you don’t like the show, turn it off! Don’t come to a blog and bitch about it!

    The problem is, no one will ever really know what Elizabeth or Tenley are like in real life (except those that know them personally) so it is hard to judge. They can make someone appear a certain way very easily when they want. I still tend to think Tenley is a nice person, if not overbearing. I always thought Elizabeth was vapid and self centered (sorry, but I can’t help but think that with any woman who has breast implants) and now she just looks crazy and stalker-ish. And the hair color does her no favors.

    Anyway, just wanted to say I love the blog and always will as long as it exists!

  4. sweetness34

    August 13, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    I have mixed feelings on Tenley. She was over the top with the jumping up and down, but she also had some comedic moments that made me laugh.

    Agree on Elizabeth’s hair. That’s such a tragedy–go back to dark brunette! It reminds me of Britney Spears, who needs to go back to a pretty brown and Lindsay Lohan, who needs to embrace the red.

    I hadn’t watched Jillian’s season, so I have to say that this was my first exposure to some of those guys. Kiptyn may be one of the hottest guys to ever grace this show. Wow….

  5. hazelleosu

    August 14, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    I’m pretty sure the reason Melissa Rycroft is involved is not because Chris Harrison can’t handle the number of contestants. Most likely ABC thought it would be gay to have Chris Harrison pinning roses on the guys. Hence, Melissa Rycroft.

  6. soapmoser

    August 14, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    What about Tenley’s secret smile face after Elizabeth said they would vote out Psycho Michelle? It was like Ralphie’s in “A Christmas Story” when his mother bought his lie about the icicle after the BB gun almost put his eye out. All that was missing was the little cartoon twinkly star in her eye.

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