Twitter is a fascinating craze. Everyone has one now it seems like, and basically, some people have no filter when it comes to it. With that said, I get a chuckle out of following some of these people from the “Bachelor/ette” world. I’m sure some of you do as well, but for those that don’t, let me tell you what you’re missing by not following certain people. Because really, you’re missing out on some fascinating stuff:
DeAnna Pappas: She’s the RT (re-tweet) queen. Anything she likes, she re-tweets.
Tenley Molzahn: Also a big-time RT’er, but definitely likes telling us what foods she’s eating. Cuz, you know, we care. Asks a lot of questions in her tweets too. And most recently, Tenley has decided to grace us with her appearance schedule of every single red carpet/Hollywood event she’s attending.
Ali Fedotowsky: Between where her and Roberto are deciding to move to, or what morning show piece she’ll be doing in San Diego, or what publicity event she’ll be attending, it’s amazing how much that clothing line she always wanted is taking off. Oh wait. Her and Tenley are currently running neck and neck tied for most red carpet/parties events attended in a calendar year.
Melissa Rycroft: Basically, you can track her frequent flier miles if you like since we know about every city, every project, and every show she’ll be on. Of course, Tye will get a mention here or there, but I doubt he cares. As long as there’s six numbers left of the decimal point in their checking account (all courtesy of her), I’m guessing he doesn’t have a worry in the world.
Trista Sutter: Ahhhh, one of my faves. Four things you will get from Trista, come rain or shine.
1) An update on where son Max did, or didn’t, poop
2) Answering questions from her fans (she actually toned this one down)
3) Her favorite part of the day (usually centering around the kids)
4) When she can find time to sleep
Krisily Kennedy: Probably my 2nd favorite tweeter in this incestuous family. Things you will constantly see Krisily tweeting about:
1) Gay rights
2) Whining about how other “Bachelor/ette” people don’t include her in their get togethers
3) Pictures of her dogs
4) How Hollywood is such an evil town and there are so many fake people. Yet she’s pissed when she doesn’t get invited to events. Ok.
Jeremy Anderson: It’s either something related to the University of Texas sports, or he’s going back and forth with someone on a legal issue. And the verbal jousting between he and Chris Bradshaw regarding UT vs TCU is highly entertaining.
Jesse Csincsak: No idea what his tweets are saying since he spells like a 4th grader and has the punctuation level of a kindergartener. And he’s a month away from releasing to the world his mini-troll Csincsak. God help us all.
Andy Baldwin: He puts his Twitter to good use. He uses it to pick up chicks. So hey, if you’re hot and you’ve been messaged by Andy Baldwin, you’ve joined an exclusive club. Of about 1 million women. Can’t imagine why he’s still single?
Kasey Kahl: Kasey just loves RT’ing all the women who tweet him telling him how much they love him. One of the better flirters on Twitter.
Gia Allemand and Peyton Wright: Love these girls. Hope I see them again soon and we get to hang. Of course, I could probably tell you what they’re doing every weekend since they love carrying on Twitter conversations with each other.
Vienna Girardi: Didn’t she say she was working for some company in LA? Are they aware she tweets every 10 minutes? I want that job.
Reid Rosenthal: Doesn’t tweet much at all. Only when he wants to sell a house. Cuz buying a house is a complete impulse buy that most people do after reading a tweet.
John Hardesty: If you like working out, follow him. He’s got muscles coming out of places I didn’t know people even had. Needless to say, he enjoys his own body.
Graham Bunn: Always pumping up his charity, 46NYC. If not that, he’s tweeting these cryptic, dark, emotional phrases that quite frankly scare the bejesus out of me.
Chris Lambton: Anything and everything relating to Boston sports. Easily the most tolerable out of this bunch.
So there’s a little “Twitter 101” course on some of your favorite “Bachelor/ette” people. Follow them at your own discretion, but don’t say you weren’t warned. You’re welcome.