-Rose ceremony time. Chantal already has a rose. Brad is still cramping and lets the women know about it. “Hey ladies…need to admit something…didn’t practice this speech…I needed each of you today more than I could say…you are amazing, beautiful women, concerned about me, very humbling…I’m totally babbling right now because this might have been the easiest rose ceremony ever. Producers told me to act like a weenie so I did.”
Ashley: Can’t wait to have you climb all over me in the Sports Illustrated photo shoot next week.
Emily: I love how the promos are teasing that you’re skeptical about me letting me meet your daughter. Ahhhh, the magic of editing.
Britt: Oh right. You’re still here. Do I have to give out six roses, or can I just go with five?
Shawntel: Hey, it only took me six episodes, but I finally figured out I don’t need to identify you by your last initial since Chantal already has a rose. I’m smart like that.
“Ladies, Brad. This is the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. I can’t believe I was in Dallas this past weekend and didn’t end up at the same Super Bowl party Reality Steve went to Friday night. It would’ve been so nice to hang with my boy, shoot some beers, and share with him all my inner most secrets that I could never share with anyone else. I miss ya’, pal. Maybe next time. And oh yeah, 6-for-6.”
Michelle: Can’t wait to have you climb all over me in the Sports Illustrated photo shoot next week either. Especially since you have giant bazooms.
I think Fridays “Reader Emails” will be a little bit shorter because I’m probably going to want to spend some time on the stuff that’s probably getting released tomorrow. So yes, when it comes out, that’s what I was referring to, and I will give my thoughts on Friday. I really need to see exactly what is presented before I can fully grasp everything about it. I have an idea, but I need to see the specifics.