-Brad cancels the cocktail party since he’s already made up his mind. But of course, they had to bring Chris in so Brad can tell him this, even though he’s quite aware of how the show works. He’s only been the host for 21 seasons. Brad: “I’m gonna be Frank here.” No, just be Brad. We’d all appreciate it. “I wanna break the rules a bit. I don’t need a cocktail party tonight. I made my decision earlier today.” So you made it before or after you rolled around in the sand with Michelle letting her violate your body for a photo shoot in every way possible? I’d like an answer to that please. Thank you very much. Chris of course tries to talk him out of it, but since he has no pull whatsoever and a trained monkey could do what he does on this show, Chris informs the women there will be no cocktail party. Brad Womack: Bad Ass Rule Breaker. That’s twice this episode he did that. Man, and that’s not even counting all the times he checked in on “Roo” to see how things (“Roo” is Brad’s pet name for Laurel, short for “kangaroo” and totally puke inducing). Is there a reason Brad shortens everyone’s name? Em, Ash, Roo?
-Rose Ceremony time. Ashley is already safe for a hometown date, and the suspense of who’s leaving you can cut with a butter knife it’s so thick. Or not. Brad, do your worst. “Wondering why not cocktail party…promised I felt a certain way, I’d tell you…didn’t think it’d be right to string you along…think it was worth it…keeping my promise…tonight is difficult but I’m 100% confident it’s the right decision…I even checked with Laurel on this and I’m definitely over her. Just because her birthday is in a couple days and I need to email her means absolutely nothing.”
Emily: If you thought they had awkward conversations on Sandy Island, just wait til a little daughter is thrown into the mix. I wonder if little Ricki thinks Brad is crazy too?
Shawntel N.: Unfortunately, she will be given the “Kirk DeWindt” hometown date next week where things get a bit too creepy when meeting the family and she’ll be gone.
“Ladies, Brad. It’s the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. I’ve got a green mojito coolin’ over here, I’ve got my wife here in Anguilla with me, we’re gonna catch some rays, read up on RealitySteve.com, and head back to the states so I can cash my ridiculous paycheck for doing nothing. I get paid for this stuff? Really?”
Chantal: Lets get this over with already. Thank God there’s only four weeks left.
I think the only interesting left this season will be to see Michelle at the “Women Tell All” considering the exit we got from her last night. Probably didn’t say anything on purpose, or at least they decided not to show us anything, so it would give people a reason to tune in to the WTA. EVERYONE does an exit interview in the car as they leave. Don’t think Michelle just laid down and never said a word. She definitely spoke to the cameras, they just decided not to show it. Probably smart on their part to get people interested in what she has to say coming up. I’ll try and have some of her exit interview up on Friday. Definitely come back then for the little added bonus to Friday’s column.