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The Bachelor 15 - Brad

The Bachelor Recap – 2/28/11

-I will admit that, once again, I fast forwarded through Chris Harrison’s fireside chat with Brad. These really offer no insight into anything, especially considering that it was obvious who was going home. Chris should’ve just talked sports or something and gone completely off topic. Do we really need a mini-therapy session at this point. Brad seems to have known for a quite a while who he was going with, lets get some NBA talk going. Or maybe you can ask him about all your red carpet hosting gigs that were coming up like Golden Globes, the Grammys, and the Oscars. I bet Brad would’ve had an opinion or two on whether Katy Perry should’ve won or not. I certainly think she should’ve, and honestly, for no other reason than what’s attached to the front of her chest. She’s the best female pop artist in the land right now if you ask me. Take away those melons and I’d tell you she sucks and can’t hold a tune to save her life. See how that works?

-Rose ceremony time and Brad doesn’t waste any time pulling Ashley aside to talk to her. “Date didn’t go well at all…apologizing…I admit I’m sitting here shocked…relationship has gone in a completely different direction…bad miscommunication…I propose in a week and I didn’t even know if I fit in your life…so many questions I want to ask and want to know but I’m completely distracted by that mike pack sticking out of your back that makes you look like Quasimodo…Sorry, but I need to tell you goodbye.” Ashley responds with, “This is so surprising to me. Very surprised” as she huffs and puffs with her hands on her hips. Huh? She’s surprised by this? Based on what? That riveting romantic conversation they had last night about mosquito nets? I hope she’s a lot better next season in discovering which guys she has no connection with and if the moments with them are awkward. Lets pray she does or else we could be in for a looooong season.

-Ok, so there are two roses left and two women standing there. If Chris Harrison would’ve come out last night after Brad gave his first one, it would’ve been the single most stupidest moment in the history of this show. And that’s saying something. He didn’t thank god, and I’m glad they even joked about the ridiculousness of it. However, is there a reason Brad even had to pause between picking up the rose and saying each woman’s name? Really? You might say it was for dramatic effect but that gets thrown out the window when there’s no one left. I think at that point he should’ve just tossed each of the women the rose and said, “Here! Catch!” Can we shake it up a bit? It’s been 21 seasons for Christ sakes. Lets add a little light hearted fun to this otherwise incredibly boring ceremony presentation we see season in and season out. Have Brad put the rose in his pants and the women have to grab for it. I don’t know. Something. Anything.

Remember, gonna post late Thursday night due to the early flight out Friday morning, so we’ll see you then. Got two more days to perfect my dancing skills. Send your emails to: steve@realitysteve.com. To follow me on Twitter, it’s: www.twitter.com/RealitySteve. Or join my Reality Steve Facebook Fan Page.

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108 Comments

  1. bebe

    March 3, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    oh dianne….still on here with your half-assed commenting. it would be okay if you were actually funny, but you are just some old lady with a stick shoved up her ass who can’t even hold her own ground in an argument…”trust me, i know of what i write”…did you really type that?
    and mommyof2…i bet my next two paychecks that you live in Northern Virginia, right? you sound like it.
    RS I am proud of you for admitting you were wrong…it takes a big pair of nuts to do that.

  2. axotrace

    March 3, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    After watching this episode again(doing my taxes during the original broadcast)wondering how CH knew all about Brad and Ashley’s date? Does he watch dailies of each date? Freakin weird!
    Then Brad says something about where he and Ashley stand and he’s gonna talk to her about where they stand. Then he just dumps her. Seriously, Chantal is toast. He already knows he’s picking Emily.

  3. kc

    March 4, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    team skutn1em

  4. Dianne

    March 4, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    @nancy – so glad my intended “annoyance” is working, especially on you Nancy. Love it when I get it right! 🙂 You, my dear nancy, are “hands down” THE rudest individual I’ve ever come across. You’re a waste of space, nancy. I have no time for you anymore.

  5. mommyof2

    March 4, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    bebe- I definitely DON”T live in Northern Va. No offense to others who live up there, but it’s nothing like the rest of this beautiful state. If you heard my voice, you’d know I wasn’t from up that way.

  6. Gus

    March 4, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    @nancy,
    I’m 23.

    I’m sorry for your losses.

  7. skutn1em

    March 5, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Sorry, didn’t mean to post as Gus.

  8. jfrid

    March 7, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    “…so many questions I want to ask and want to know but I’m completely distracted by that mike pack sticking out of your back that makes you look like Quasimodo…Sorry, but I need to tell you goodbye.”

    That is the funniest, I mean funniest bit of pop literature I have ever read…considering that my husband and I played and rewound, played and rewound about 10 times to see if Ashley suffers from a disease or if it was her mike pack. I just couldn’t believe that the show would let her look that bad.

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