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The “Bachelorette” Recap – 6/20/11 Including Which “Bachelor Pad” Duo is Currently Dating

-This 2-on-1 date with Ben C and William was truly bizarre. At first they had to guide her down the river on a raft. Ashley looked as excited to be on this date as I would getting a root canal from her. Don’t think for a second she didn’t know both guys were going home the second this date started. It was clear as day she wasn’t in to either of these guys, which is why the producers specifically chose them for a 2-on-1 date. Williams claws are coming out. “Ben C is so irritating to me, I can’t take it.” Now, we had no idea where this was coming from at the time he said it, since we hadn’t seen any animosity between the two all season. Then the outtakes played at the end of the show, and we saw exactly why the guy irritated him. He didn’t like the way he played the piano for hours on end. Makes sense. I feel your pain William. However, now it’s time for William to pump himself up. “I can be the most romantic guy in the room, the funniest guy in the room, or the biggest **** in the room.” You forgot one. The most unfunny guy in the room. Or the world. Whichever one you think suits you best.

-They set up a little picnic, and immediately William pulls Ashley aside to go to work. “I’m not throwing the guy under the bus, but…” Yeah, he basically threw the guy under the bus. He tells Ashley Ben has been in the house talking to the guys about he’s more excited about all the dating websites he’ll get on once he leaves the show. Ha ha. That’s awesome. You know why? Because it’s probably true. If you don’t think that guys in that house talk about all the trim they’ll be getting once they leave the show then you don’t know these guys. It happens every season. Hell, it’s practically the reason any guy would go on this show in the first place. Some of you may not think it’s a big deal that some guy was on the “Bachelorette”, but for every one that doesn’t think that, I can show you ten women who do. And those women will throw themselves at these guys for no other reason than because they saw them on TV. It’s like clockwork. Ben shouldn’t even bother with the dating websites. Just go out to any local bar in New Orleans or wherever he lives and he can just hand pick who he wants to go home with. Trust me, I know a lot of you find this hard to believe, but it happens. To all of em’.

-So because Ashley is so good with her own intuition, she basically doesn’t give Ben the benefit of the doubt, returns from talking to William and profoundly states, “Ben, I’m gonna be sending you home right now.” Awesome. This chicks mind is so fried at this point I don’t know whether or laugh or feel sorry for her. Not that I felt an ounce of sympathy for Ben, but Ashleys brain is oatmeal right now. Look, the guy was going home anyway, and just hearing what William told her basically put the final nail in the coffin. I just found it hilarious she didn’t even bother to let the guy speak for himself and was in such a pissy mood this whole date, she just went off on the guy without even talking to him. The funny thing was that Ben never even denied that’s what he said, only saying that he was joking. Sure he wasn’t. Well, the fact he even brought it up around a snitch like William was his biggest mistake. Have fun on Eharmony Ben. I’m sure you’ll find plenty of quality women on there. We did have a first on this date. We’ve never had someone giving their closing ITM on a raft as it was going down the river. That was a nice little touch. I think Ben was spouting off about how much he likes taking shirtless photos and posting them as his default pics and has a real catchy screen name like “Loverboy87”. Anyone in the New Orleans area, if you’re currently on a dating site, please let me know if you find Ben. Would love to read that profile. “Hey ladies. Ben here. I know you all saw me on the ‘Bachelorette’. Just leave your number and I’ll try and fit you into my schedule.”

-Ashley tries to convince us that William still has a chance in hell on this date when we all know he doesn’t. “My first date with William was the best date I’ve ever been on. I’m hoping to rekindle that. But since the guy roasted me and my breasts for twenty minutes, I’d rather scrape his gums than actually ever kiss him again.” Not that this show isn’t used to giving away things in their previews, but numerous times this season, we’ve seen the clip of Ashley dropping a rose into the fire at night, including in the very beginning of this episode. Not to mention his ITMs once this date were over weren’t even from Thailand, but from when they interviewed him during the roast date. That was blatantly obvious. So even the stupidest human watching this show could see what was coming. And if you didn’t, all you had to do was look at Ashleys sour puss face all night during the date. This date was so similar to Britt and Brad’s 1-on-1 date last season, it was scary. Just like Britt, William was going on and on and on about how great things were with their relationship, he was so happy, felt so comfortable around her, and Ashley is basically sitting there going, “Uh huh. Yeah. Not quite buddy. Where is this coming from?” Ashley wants none of this guy and it couldn’t be more evident.

-But that certainly doesn’t stop William from trying, even though every word out of his mouth is basically giving Ashley her reason for dumping him. “I’m a 30 year old boy. Not ready to fully grow up yet. I still got a lot to do.” Ashley: “I was looking for that feeling from our first date, and I don’t think I’m ever gonna feel that again.” Aaaaaaaaannnnd with that, Ashley basically sends his ass packing. Thanks for basically incriminating yourself doofus. From there, William throws himself a nice pity party and we’re all invited. “I’m the worlds biggest jackass. I leave here, I go back to nothing. I’ll probably just slip back into that dark hole I have again and slide the rock over the top.” Gee, women must be swooning to meet a guy like you. So much confidence. So much pride. Such a strong manly presence. Dude, exactly what the hell was that all about? “I go back to nothing”? You mean, your life as a cell phone salesman in Fostoria, Ohio is…well, I guess you’re right. That is pretty sh***y. Good luck William!

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  1. Sunnyside422

    June 23, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Since we can’t have JP as the new Bachelor (unless they break up really fast), my vote is for Blake. Kinda cute, interesting, has personality…not too far out there…has a good career. Think the contestants would find him likable.

    Maybe rethinking my first choice of Ryan. He might just be too sugary sweet. Wonder if all that smiling and glad handing is genuine. Course we don’t get to see much of any of them with that Lion Head’s constant referencing. God let him be gone…for good!

  2. Fade2Black

    June 23, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    I want them to pick the next bachelor from any place but Ashley’s season. I don’t see any of them so far being great material. Hope they cast someone new. Doesn’t have to be a former contestant.

  3. mlou21

    June 23, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    I saw a youtube video of Michelle Money doing a hair tutorial. Sorry if this has already been asked. Her friend was curling her hair and she said something along the lines of, ‘I may or may not have extensions…don’t tell Jake!’ Have you heard anything about the two of them dating?

  4. jenniferboston1

    June 23, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    I know for a fact, 100% sure, that Michelle Money has hair extensions. I like hers, much better than Ashley H’s!!!!!

  5. Athena

    June 23, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    Michelle Money has someone named Jake Thompson do her hair. That’s probably who she was referring to when she mentioned “Jake”.

  6. porchlight13

    June 23, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Steve thanks for making me laugh. Lulu bell I was thinking the same thing.

  7. jessica1

    June 24, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    VibeCat: I agree w/ another poster, Mickey has a wee bit of Ray Liotta in him but for my money, I’ve always thought he’s a ringer for Clive Owen. But Clive is yummy.

    Hey Steve. I’m going to nit-pick on’ya. In this last page of your post, when you recall the Chris Harrison pre-rose-ceremony discussion with Ashley. In that paragraph, you say, “Our producers knew this was going to be a storyline from the moment …..”

    For someone who gets questioned constantly by folks as to whether you are a mole for Fleiss, drumming up chatter about the show, you may want to revisit your punctuation, quotes and plural pronouns. I’m a little rummy from having insomnia but it reads like you are in cahoots w/ ABC!

  8. gigie

    June 24, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    Sam the Sheepdog, Looney Tunes.

  9. njdiva

    June 24, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    im gonna guess that it’s definitely Gia and Graham!!!! def. the 2 hottest in the house =)

  10. georgiegirl

    June 24, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Not that you actually asked this, but the original quote is from “Of Mice and Men” 🙂

    This is one of only two shows I watch (TV rots your brain, don’t ya know?)- this and Wipeout. Mostly for the same reasons.

  11. scrantonicity

    June 26, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    This season is a snoozefest. The Bachelor is always so much better than the Bachelorette…25 crazy women fighting over one guy wins hands down in comparison to 25 guys/1 girl. They try hard to create drama with these guys, but guys just don’t work that way. Bring back the crazy chicks!

  12. CC

    June 27, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Vibecat, I think Mickey looks like Dylan McDermott.

  13. momx3

    June 30, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    Anyone noticed how BOW LEGGED she is???

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