-Ashley still has to talk to Chris for whatever reason even though there’s two roses and two guys left. Pretty much the exact same conversation Ali had with Chris when she was on her overnights after Frank had left. It was the “We-still-need-to-have-a-rose-ceremony-so-I-can-make-sure-these-guys-still-want-to-be-here” talk. Dumb. Uhhhh, if one of them didn’t want to be there, there’d be no finale next week and the show would’ve ended last night. Soooo, yeah. Kinda stupid. And why is Constantine’s headshot still up there for her look at. This is ridiculous. There’s nothing to contemplate! You have two roses! One is going to JP, one is going to Ben. What’s the hold up here? Turning Constantine’s photo face down was too politically correct. She should’ve broken it over her knee and then chucked it like a Frisbee.
-Then we get to the actual rose ceremony and Chris says, “I’m sure you’re asking where Constantine is?” Well actually Chris, JP isn’t since Ashley already filled him in on everything already. Ben’s the one who is clueless. But hey, lets not give away the ending quite yet. Ben still has to think he has a chance at this thing. Ashley: “Willing to take a risk…hope you’ll take that risk with me…keep the relationship moving forward…can’t wait for you to meet my family next week where my sister makes me cry all day since she’s doesn’t like one you, and it’s the one that I’m engaged to.” Yes, next week you will see Ashley’s sister Chrystie tell her she doesn’t think JP is for her because she thinks he’s fake and cocky. And that’s the reason why we see Ashley in a tailspin calling her sister a bitch and crying all over again. Speaking of crying, if I’m not mistaken, this was the first episode all season where Ashley didn’t cry. Did she? I certainly don’t remember it if she did. And I mean a GOOD cry. Not like the sniffles or anything.
-Time to hand out the roses. Oooooohhhhhh suspenseful. And what’s making it even worse is Ashley is picking up the rose and waiting ten freaking seconds before she says their name. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get on with this already!
Ben: He accepted the rose because, well, Constantine was gone and there were no other options.
JP: We had sex, we had sex, we had sex, we had sex. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
-So the “Men Tell All” will air Sunday night, with the 2-hour finale airing Monday, followed by a 1-hour “After the Final Rose” show, taped yesterday. If I find anything out about it before Thursday, I’ll put it in that column. If not, just assume I’ll be incapacitated from Thursday-Sunday and not giving a sh** about this show. However, if I somehow get contacted about something major, which I can’t possibly see happening since the outcome is a formality at this point, I will just tweet it. So I suggest those that aren’t following me on Twitter do so immediately. There are things that I tweet that I don’t post on Facebook, but there’s rarely anything I post on Facebook that I don’t tweet. Get it?