-Rose ceremony time. Rachel, Courtney, and Jennifer already with roses. Ben, the floor is yours. But whatever you do, pander and cater to Courtney. She needs it. She’s having a rough go of it and she needs your support. “Thankful you’re invested in this…emotions run high…difficult…blessed and fortunate to be here…love is in my future…and so is skinny dipping with a hot model next week, which is basically an F-you in the face of every other girl remaining. Suck it.”
Lindzi: Other than getting beat out on a fish by Courtney, she said nothing this week.
Jamie: Why is she still around? Doesn’t she have some pageant to rehearse for? I heard she won “Miss Congeniality” in the Miss NY contest. Great. I’m sure she’s thrilled. And oh yeah, I hear she’s moving to LA. Gee, I wonder why?
Nicki: She’s so in love with love that Ben love, love, love…uh huh. What about the dude she was dating right before she left for the show? Was she that giddy over him?
Kacie B.: I believed she came equipped to the rose ceremony with Kleenex stuffed down the front of her dress.
Xena: When she receives the rose, she tells him he won’t regret this. Uh huh. Until next week.
Blakeley: Her lack of boobage since the Sonoma date is disheartening.
Casey S: Snitch rhymes with bitch in case you didn’t know.
“Ladies, Ben, it’s the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. Has anybody heard one word about ‘You Deserve It’ since it tanked in the ratings and went on and off the air without any recognition. Me neither. Oh well, the ‘Bachelor,’ ‘Bachelorette,’ and ‘Bachelor Pad’ paycheck will have to do for now.”
Emily: Sh**, even if you didn’t read the spoilers, did anyone think for a second Emily would go home before Monica? Please.
I love when there’s a rose ceremony where only one person goes home, cuz then Chris gets to step in and address that person specifically and embarrass them even more. “Monica, I’m sorry, you were the ONLY girl here Ben couldn’t possibly give a rose to. Congrats for finishing in 12th place. Say your goodbyes.” Monica was so uninteresting, I think we got maybe 15 seconds of her final talk to the camera where she said absolutely nothing we haven’t heard 1000 times. I just wish she would’ve gone the “I’m sorry, but I dig chicks way more than I dig Ben” route. Would’ve been much more interesting.
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