-It’s rose ceremony time. Doug is already safe with a rose. But first Emily, woman of very few words, has this to say: “Really scared…afraid you weren’t going to be into me…feelings I hoped I would have…exceeded expectations…I’m the MILFiest MILF you’ll ever meet. Swag.”
Roses are given to: Chris, Ryan, Kalon, Arie, Charlie, Jef, Nate, Sean, Joe, Kyle, Aaron, Alejandro, John, Alessandro, Michael, Stevie, and Tony.
“Guys, Emily, this is the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. I’m gonna be in the back filling out my E Harmony, Match.com, PlentyofFish.com, and J Date profiles. Not to mention scouring Craigslist ads for some of the nastiest skanks you’ll ever meet. C’mon, cut me some slack. I’ve been with the same woman for the last 22 years. I need some variety for crying out loud.”
Travis: His egg still hasn’t broken yet. Considering we know he gets to at least Croatia, I can’t believe he carries an egg around for that long. If I were one of the other guys, I would’ve cracked that thing the second he left it alone just to stir up some drama. Hell, maybe that’s why we see Travis crying in the promo. Some dude sat on his egg. It better be. Would make for a much more interesting storyline.