-They wrapped up with Emily coming out in the hot seat and confronting the guys, and really the only thing anyone wanted to see was her confrontation with Kalon, and they pretty much gave us the clip of that in the previews. First she tells Sean that she watched last week’s episode in her room by herself (we think) and had the ugly cry going. Probably pretty accurate since, did she even give him a reason last night as to why she didn’t pick him? Telling him her feelings were real isn’t a reason. She had two months to think of something and basically still had nothing. Which pretty much goes to show what Sean has said post show in his exit interview, backstage at the MTA, and on Kidd Kraddick this morning, that he’s fine with Emily not picking him because his future wife will not have any doubt about him. Emily had doubts because she kept an Arizona plaboy and a skinny jeans wearin’ 15-year old look-a-like. Although, Sean mentioned this morning on the radio that Emily told him he wasn’t her type and that she’s never been into the muscular built guys. Huh? She almost married Brad Womack. I’d say Sean is more Brad 2.0 than Arie or Jef is, so that was confusing.
-Emily also tells us on the stage that she felt she should’ve given Doug the group date rose in London since he was the one that warned her about Kalon and she felt bad. Really? So we could’ve seen Doug pee himself again on national television. Probably not a good idea Emily. See, Doug has what we like to call “womanphobia.” Yeah, he’s scared of women. And yeah, I just made up that word. I don’t think you need to apologize to Doug for anything considering you probably spared us another awkward moment with the guy. I mean, you gave him the first impression rose, you gave him a rose the week before on your 1-on-1 date in Bermuda, and the guy so much didn’t even try to cop a feel. You think giving him another group date rose would’ve loosened him up? Probably would’ve made him more tense and there’s a chance he could’ve lost control of his bowels at any moment. Not good.
-As for the Kalon confrontation, she called him out and he basically had nothing in his defense. His whole apology, and saying he’s never seen her happier, was all a suck up. I’m glad she called him out for his tweet, and if he honestly thinks that, “well, I guess some people don’t get my humor,” then he’s definitely been living on Planet Kalon too long. Especially when his follow up tweet said “Sorry I’m not sorry.” What did this guy expect? Did he really think she was gonna believe him? She didn’t even bring up the other tweeting incident when Kalon was first announced as a contestant on BP, Emily tweeted something to the effect of she’d rather stab her eyeballs out with dull pencils than watch him on TV again. Then Kalon tweeted some picture of a pencil costume saying he knows what he’ll be for Halloween. The guy thinks he’s way more important than he actually is and soon enough, no one will care about him. Have fun Lindzi. Have some balls Lindzi. If the guy you’re dating was not the guy that’s been shown on TV, and you actually think he’s really a good guy, yet he CONTINUES to promote this image on Twitter, wouldn’t you just say, “Look, enough is enough. It’s getting old. Can you not act like that?” Guess Lindzi doesn’t seem to mind. Like I said, have fun.
-And oh yeah, when Emily addressed Ryan from the hot seat, did Ryan have something in his eye? Exactly how many times did he have to wink back at her? I couldn’t even tell if Ryan was comprehending that she saw right through his act. Ry Boy was winking at her like, “I hear ya’ babe. Me and you. We’re on the same wavelength. I see ya.'” Ryan baffles me.
-I loved at the end before they showed the clips of Arie and Jef’s journey, Chris Harrison says to the camera, “…next Sunday on the season finale” (this was taped on July 8th), but then once the clip aired, two minutes later he was promoting “…this Sunday on the season finale.” I’m sure half of America was confused as f**k by that. I mean hell, if these people are clueless after 24 seasons as to why the driveway is wet and how the lead remembers all the names, you think there wasn’t a collective “Wait, does it air this Sunday or next Sunday” after Chris spoke? 60k for that. 60k. Cha-ching! What does he care?
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