-Everyone’s back at the mansion, and whaddya’ know, everyone’s hammered, skinny dipping, and hooking up. Lets see:
-Donna and Erica Rose make out
-Dave makes out with bisexual Erica
-Lindzi and Kalon begin getting cozy
-Jaclyn is all hugging up on Ed
Yet later that night, Sarah feels like a fish out of water since everyone seems to have a partner except her. So to remedy that situation, she offers up her vagina to a drunken Ed who, god bless him, obviously doesn’t refuse. Do the parents of the people on this show go around telling all their friends, “Hey, watch my daughter on the show tonight! It’ll be great!” Then the next day comes, and the parents friends’ are like, “You realize your child acted like a drunken whore on television last night, right? You realize that no future employer, assuming your child ever wants to get a job in the real world someday, will ever look favorably upon the time she went skinny dipping on national television then jumped in bed with a drunk guy making animal noises, right?” This show and the people who choose to go on it and act this way amazes me.
-The next few minutes are spent showing how much Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb argue. Starting at night and going all into the wee hours of the morning, these two don’t shut up about whatever it is they were arguing about. I did hear one of them tell the other one on numerous occasions “You didn’t stick up for me at all…” Basically, Brittany wants to leave and Erica doesn’t. Hmmmmmm, I loved how they masked the real reason why these two were arguing. Unfortunately, I’m not at liberty to say what it was really over, but ummmmm….errrrrrrrrr….hey, Ashley Spivey has a new blog out about episode 2! Go check it out! Boy she’s funny. Love her stuff.
-So the twins end up walking off the show, so now every other woman is safe from the vote tonight and only a guy will be going home. At the beginning of the night, everyone assumes it’s going to be Dave. Kalon throws a monkey wrench into everyone’s plans and says he wants Ryan off because he doesn’t trust him. Don’t know why considering we haven’t seen Ryan say a single word or ruffle any feathers for two episodes. Probably on purpose. But casting a 32 year old non-drinking virgin probably wasn’t the best idea this show has ever had. Ryan was more out of place on this show than Donna would’ve been in a meeting at for the V club. So now the vote comes down to Ed (who already has one vote against him vs Ryan). Reid makes it his mission to try and get Ed out so he recruits a few of the girls to vote for him. I can’t remember which girls it was, but lets just say for the second week in a row, Reid is doing a really awful job of counting votes he needs to get the person out that he wants. Ryan ends up getting the most votes, and he’s sent home, disappointing exactly zero people watching the show outside of his family, friends, and other members of the V club.
Hopefully by next week I will be able to fill you all in on what’s going on, since you obviously have questions. Trust me, I have the answers. Just waiting for the go-ahead to give them. It’s nothing major, the site isn’t going anywhere, but there are some things that need to be addressed. Just hang in there with me a little longer and I will explain everything. I promise.
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