-Great news everyone! Kim & Kanye are engaged! Man, these two are so perfect for each other and you just know with how down-to-earth, stable, and camera shy they are, this is going to be such a wonderful joining of two beautiful people. Barf.
-Melissa Rycroft is pregnant again with child number two. She announced it this morning on GMA because, well, that’s what you’re supposed to do I guess. First one I believe she announced on another TV show. If they have a third, I wonder which show they’ll pimp that one out to?
-Jason Biggs’ live tweets during the “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” shows are some of the crudest you can get. But funny. He went on Watch What Happens Live and called Tara Reid a “hot mess.” Tara got wind of it and Jason backtracked only to say he was kidding. Kidding? How could you be kidding if you’re factually correct? I think if you looked up the definition of “hot mess” on UrbanDictionary.com, there’d be a picture of Tara Reid.
-Lets play a game. It’s called “Guess What Drug She’s On?” Jenna Jameson was on Good Day New York yesterday morning and gave Tara Reid a run for her money in the “hot mess” category. Holy sh** Jenna. Open your eyes.
-If you’re a female, you probably won’t give a rat’s ass about these Arnold Schwarzenegger clips, but trust me, they’re funny. How he left out, “Let off some steam, Bennett” I’ll never know.
-Rashida Jones has something to say to all the young Hollywood starlets out there who run around half naked. It’s a very positive message if you ask me. Not to mention accurate.
-Joe Jonas is the one that thinks he’s an actor now, right? Or is the one with the secret drug problem that killed their band? Whatever the case, here he is walking down the street with girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler. Is it just me, or does that name not fit her in the least bit? Blanda Eggenschwiler? Sounds like a Harry Potter character.
-Plenty of hot MILF’s in Hollywood over the age of 50, but if you’re asking me who has always been at or around the top of my list, Julianne Moore takes the cake. Yowza.
-Whew. So happy that Cee Lo was acquitted of that rape charge from earlier this year. However, now he’s been charged with a giving a woman ecstasy. Lovely. And I’m sure he gave her that ecstasy pill so he could have a deeper, more intellectual conversation with her that night, right?
-Katy Perry now says she felt “punched” and “kicked” when she got the news that Russell was filing for divorce. I hear ya’ Katie. Now you know how we all felt when we found out you wanted to marry that freak.
-Man, it’s good to have her back. Been a while since we had a Farrah Abraham sighting. Here she is packing on the PDA with her new slam, DJ Brian Dawe. Is anyone the least bit surprised that Farrah has latched on to a DJ? Me neither. And aren’t DJ’s supposed to have catchy names? Since when does a DJ use the name that’s on their birth certificate? He must not be a good DJ.
-Seems like talk of this has been going on for the last two years, but according to “E,” looks like the Entourage movie is going to happen. Nice. I wonder if it’ll have a really crazy plot twist with all the intricacies and hijinx every episode of the show did. Or maybe it’ll be about 5 guys smoking weed, going to Hollywood clubs, and auditioning for roles. Powerful stuff.
-Remember last week how a group of people were up in arms over the Elle cover with Melissa McCarthy in a trenchcoat? Well even Melissa McCarthy isn’t offended by the shoot, because it was her idea. People just need to shut up sometimes.
-Really? 25 years after the fact do we need a sequel to “Beetlejuice?” Ugh. Let the original stand on its own. Much better that way. Then again, this is what Hollywood does now, so I guess it shouldn’t surprise me. Just disappointing.
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