-How cute that Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner sat next to each other at the AMA’s. Two little love birds. “Jaden and Kylie, sittin in a tree, f-o-n-d-l-i-n-g…first comes love, then comes marriage…then comes the inevitable sex tape that Kris will peddle to all the tabloids to make Kylie more famous.” Isn’t that how the song goes?
-Brody Jenner now says he might not be invited to the Kimye wedding. He’s kidding, right? Is he just bummed that his sisters get more pub than him now so he needed to give some tabloid a pity party story so they’d write about him? The Jenner family will never pass up an opportunity for publicity and to get their faces everywhere. Brody is going to the wedding. Hell, he’ll probably bring a date that he makes sure the paps sees so they can write about that.
-Did you see the sexy photo shoot an 18 year old Kendall Jenner did last week? Would you expect anything less from something that came out of Kris Jenner? Of course not. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Kendall is the most attractive of any of the sisters but, ummmmmmm, she JUST turned 18 and this is how she’s celebrating? And we’re not expected to believe she’ll be in Playboy in a few years? Puh-lease. Kris has probably already signed the contract. I love all the family support she’s getting on this too. “Hey, she’s 18 and can do what she wants. She’s a woman now and we support her 100% in all her
porn future endeavors.
-Yet another member from “The Hills” got engaged last week when Whitney Port tied the knot with her dude. Can we get an update on how Justin Bobby is doing? He seemed like he really had a lot going for him, even though he was an actor in LA hired to play Audrina’s boyfriend for God knows how many seasons. If they want to give him his own spinoff, be my guest.
-Miley’s house got burglarized y’all. Apparently the day before her birthday, someone vandalized her place but it hasn’t been reported what was stolen. I’ll take a wild guess and say someone got her bong, her weed, and her sex toys. Just a complete random guess. Oh yeah, and any midgets that she may have stashed away in her closet.
-The DWTS finale is tonight. Damn, that season went fast. Maybe it’s because it’s only 1 night a week now (except this week, there’s a show tomorrow too where the winner is announced), but that flew by quick. Derek is in the finals again (shocker), this time with Amber. He’s pumped for tonight and what they have in store. Unfortunately, I highly doubt they will possibly be able to top his freestyle with Kellie last season which was probably the best freestyle ever performed on the show, if not the best overall dance performed. That killed.
-The Josh Hutcherson SNL was probably the weakest one of the season so far, although they did mix in a couple of good skits. Most notably newcomer Beck Bennett who was a Fortune 500 businessman who had the body motions of a 3 year old, and the 80’s skit. EW has their recap here.
-O…M…G you guys, Taylor, like, totally threw shade at the 1D boys last night at the AMA’s. Did you see it? She was like totally not having any of that Harry Styles nonsense and didn’t even like look at him. Good for her. Let him have his little flings with Kendall Jenner. Tay’s moved on. She’s so over him and his everyday bed head. Unfortunately we’re living in the digital age now where Taylor Swift NOT looking at someone becomes a front page story.
-You sick of your friends posting selfies on Twitter and Instagram? Well, now you can see all the celebs that did it last night at the AMA’s. They are totally and utterly unspectacular.
-The “Kiss Cam” and the “Dance Cam” are the new rage at NBA and NHL games. On the “Kiss Cam” some people get all crazy and start tonguing their significant other. Some don’t even want to touch the person next to them. And some use this to show everyone there how freaky they are in bed. The “Dance Cam” is usually aimed at a bunch of kids jumping around. Except this that went viral last week. A good old fashioned dance off between an usher and an 11 year old. Classic.
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