On a daily basis, I’d say not too many exciting things happen to me. My days are pretty routine. I wake up, eat breakfast, immediately go to the computer to write the column, go to lunch, go to the gym, back on the computer in the afternoon, then settle in and catch up on shows after getting some dinner. Last night at Subway was interesting in case you missed my tweet. I walked in and I was the only customer. The woman behind the counter was by herself. Wasn’t being distracted, no one was talking to her, she wasn’t doing anything else when I approached with my order. I say, “Can I get a six inch tuna on wheat?” Her response: “What kind of sandwich would you like?” Me: “Tuna.” Her: “What kind of bread?” Me: “Wheat.” She then proceeded to make me a six inch pastrami, which I posted the picture of on Twitter (you know, so people would actually believe the story as opposed to Elan the Lying Bearded Live Tweeting Hoaxer). So I had looked away when she was putting the pastrami on the sandwich, I look back and say, “Tuna.” She goes, “Oh, I thought you said pastrami.” Yeah, I could see where “tuna” and “pastrami” sound totally alike. Either that, or she basically wasn’t paying attention to a word I said. Can’t say I’d put it past her. It’s only her job. And then as I’m sitting eating my sandwich, a woman that came in after me when I was paying as she was walking stopped and said, “Just wanted to say I love your column. I read it all the time.” Ha ha. Wow. That now brings the running total to 3 people who have randomly come up to me in public to acknowledge the website. Man, I’m gonna need bodyguards before you know it.
And of course, be sure to check out this season’s episode-by-episode spoilers.
-Kaley Cuoco continues to let us know she’s engaged. Almost daily. So her and her fiancé went on vacation and took these pics showing off their PDA. One problem. These weren’t taken by paparazzi since if you look at the credit for those pictures, they came from either Kaley or her fiancé. And as far as I can tell, neither of them are the ones taking the picture. So that means they had someone else, on their “PDA filled vacation,” take pics of them, ummmm, PDA’ing just so they could show them to people. I think Kaley is trying much too hard.
-Ben Flajnik & Kris Jenner were out again last night and made sure people knew about it since they both posted the picture on social media. Ben tagged his with “Hey @USWeekly, still dating.” It’s their life, they can do whatever they want with it, but their actions aren’t making much sense. Of course, this is strictly to promote their upcoming project together, so in that sense, they’re playing it exactly as they should.
-Mark Ballas has quit smoking. I’m not sure why this was a story since, well, were any of us ever in deep conversation with someone else when suddenly the topic turned to Mark Ballas’ smoking habit? Didn’t think so. But good to know he did, since smelling like a chimney 24 hours a day isn’t the greatest personal hygiene quality one can have.
-Kelly Clarkson is about 27 minutes into her marriage and already infidelity rumors are flying about her husband. However, her husband’s ex-wife is running to his defense saying that’s not the case at all. I think the lightning speed of their engagement/marriage/baby announcement will end up being something we look back on when this thing ends badly for them.
-Paul Rudd is hosting SNL this week with musical guest One Direction. Yeah, I’d say this is a can’t miss. Especially enjoy these promos:
-Lindsey Vonn and her sisters decided to do a photo shoot for Red Bulletin Magazine, whatever that is. Must’ve been pre-approved by Tiger. I didn’t even know Lindsey had any sisters, but now that we do, can we nickname them the Eyeliner Sisters? Holy crap. Easy ladies. You look horrible.
-Heidi Montag had FF breasts that made her back hurt. So she got them reduced and pranced around the beach for a photo op so everyone could see her new plus 2’s. Not bad. At least they don’t look like flotation devices anymore. When you’re barely 5 feet tall and begging to be 100 lbs, your breasts shouldn’t be the size of basketballs. Too disproportionate.
-Are you dying to know what the Top 100 baby names were for the year 2013? Me neither. But here they are. Never understood why this would ever be important, but then again, I don’t have kids so maybe I’m not supposed to.
-Christie Brinkley and her ex husband didn’t have the most amicable divorce in case you didn’t know. She claims he’s a narcissist and wants to help other women come forward who are in a relationship with a narcissist. I had no idea how contentious this divorce was until I read the story. Wait, he cheated on her with an 18 year old? Is that even legal? I’m sure this guy isn’t creepy at all.
-You know what’s not creepy? Nip slips on the red carpet. The latest happens to be Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Poor woman. She really needs to get that fixed. Or not.
-Former MTV VJ Kennedy will now be hosting a business show on the Fox Business Channel. Outstanding. What’s next? Martha Quinn on the Style Network? Mark Goodman on HGTV? Kurt Loder on CNN?
-I have not watched the “Real World” in probably 7 or 8 seasons. I can’t even remember the last season I watched. That will change come Jan. 15th. I’m all in. How can you not be after this trailer?
-Britney arrived in Vegas yesterday for a surprise birthday celebration and to promote her upcoming show beginning Dec. 27th at Planet Hollywood. 50 dates a year for each of the next 2 years. That gives me one night out of a 100 to catch her show. I’m guessing it’ll happen. If not sooner rather than later.
-Supposedly a crazy Tribal Council tonight on “Survivor” that could be a game changer. Here’s Vytas exit interview he did last week talking about his time on the show.
-Is this gonna be the new craze now? People inviting pro athletes to their wedding? I’m shocked Peyton took the time to even respond. I guarantee he just opened up a can of worms by doing that.
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