I’ve made an executive decision that after this Friday, “Daily Links” will go on a break while the “Bachelor” is in season. Gonna take tomorrow off then have “Daily Links” on Thursday and Friday before going on a break with it. The website will start to pick up this Sunday with emails, tweets, information, etc that I don’t have the time to continue it every day during the season considering I will have the recap on Tuesdays, “Reader Emails” on Wednesdays, “Dr. Reality Steve” on Thursdays, and the return of the live video blog on Thursday nights. I appreciate all those who checked in the last four months for the “Daily Links” and maybe it’ll return once the season is over. That’s a few months away so we’ll deal with that when the time comes. It’s been fun, but my life gets 100 times more hectic starting this Sunday night and I don’t really need to add on another 2-3 hours of work a night pumping out the “Daily Links” column. You will definitely have enough material to read during the week for the next two and a half months, I can assure you of that. It’s been a fun 2013 though, and looking forward to an even better 2014.
And of course, be sure to check out the “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s episode-by-episode spoilers.
-A lot of Britney news today because Britney rules. She says that she’s still inspired by Justin musically. That’s wonderful. Now, is she’s talking about Justin’s solo career, his Nsync days, or when he was in the Mickey Mouse Club? I think she needs to clarify this for us.
-Here are more reviews of Britney’s Vegas show that are coming in from a whole bunch of different places. The consensus seems to be that if you’re a fan of Britney, you’ll love the show. Nothing earth shattering, and it’s basically them just playing her old hits over loud speakers while she dances on stage, but hey, that’s good enough for me.
-Another great part of Britney’s show? At any point, she could have a wardrobe malfunction. Not like any of us haven’t seen Britney with her clothes coming off. Lets see if she fixes that up by her next show. Or not. Hey, if they don’t wanna charge full price and we could end up with a wardrobe malfunction, all the better.
-I guess Megan Fox is definitely wearing the pants in her marriage with Brian Austin Green as she was not a fan of him joining Charlie Sheen’s “Anger Management” show. But then she realized the paycheck that’d be coming in and relented. Plus, David Silver has gotta still be getting residual checks weekly from “Beverly Hills 90210,” no? By the way, today is the last day that SoapNet is in existence and they’re running 90210 episodes for a lot of it. It’ll be tough to avoid that.
-Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union have been dating since 2009, up until recently they got engaged. However, they broke up for a short time last year, you know, to go “on a break.” Well, apparently “on a break” in Dwyane’s world means “impregnate another woman.” Dwyane admitted yesterday he has a one month old son that he fathered with an unnamed woman while he and Gabrielle took some time off. She’s aware of this and it was talked about before he got engaged. I’m sure this would bother any non-celebrity that got back together with their ex. But not Gabrielle. She’s standing by her man. How noble of her. Good luck to those two. They’ll need it.
-Miley showed up at Britney’s opening night show in Las Vegas, and now the rumors are swirling she’s hooking up with Kellan Lutz after pictures surfaced of them together at the after party. Oh Miley, you silly little sex pot. What are all your other boyfriends gonna think of this new guy? Will they approve? Will they care? And how long before you make another video of yourself masturbating in the sheets (last post of the column)?
-Ariana Grande got kinda hot this year with her new TV show and single career, and also for dating some dude from The Wanted. So even though he’s her ex, she decided to share with America what their first date was like so that we could all basically call her a bold faced liar. Really? You expect us to believe that’s how your first date went with this guy? Sure it didn’t. You keep trying to convince yourself you never ended up on his bed little lady. We’ll believe otherwise.
-The cheating allegations come last week, and now Tori is photographed without her wedding ring on. Isn’t this the exact same timeline we saw with Khloe and Lamar? Lets face it, these two are toast. It’s just a matter of when they decide to make it public that they’re done. Man, Donna can’t catch a break. Maybe if Megan Fox gets upset enough at David for joining the “Anger Management” cast, she’ll leave him and Donna and David can have the happily ever after we’ve always wanted. Wait, weren’t they already married? When did they break up? I’m confused.
-And to make matters worse, looks like Tori’s boutique shop is about to go under. Awwww, man. The one where she and Kelly sold bad 90’s clothes? The one downstairs from Matt’s legal office where he had like 5 clients in 2 years? Really sucks to see that store go under. I was hoping they’d make it. But then again, they did have a shooting and a shoplifting incident there a few years ago, so that probably gave it some bad publicity. And I should probably quit mixing television with reality before I go insane.
-Brody Jenner says the tension between him and his step mom Kris Jenner was real, but they’ve since patched things up after having nice long talks. So, you DON’T think your step mom is a fame hungry, publicity whore? Or you just haven’t fully come to realize it yet? What a bizarre family situation all around. I lose track of who the hell belongs to who.
-Kylie Jenner hasn’t been in the news for at least a few days, so by taking a goth picture of herself, I guess she figured that’d bring her some attention. And it did, because she doesn’t look good at all. I think she should try and not look so gothy from here on out. The goth chicks in high school and college kinda freaked me out to be honest. I always felt like if I hooked up with one of them, one of my limbs would end up in a pot of stew back in their room.
-These next two posts are just about silly people. Best way to describe it. Alabama football is basically a religion in that state. So much so that this couple decided to name their kid Krymson Tide. These people should never be allowed to pro-create ever again. And someone should probably call CPS just for the embarrassment that kid will have to deal with all his life.
-The Price is Right gave away their biggest prize in show history the other day, and the woman who won gave the reaction pretty much that you’d expect from a Price is Right contestant. I mean, do any of them not act like a complete fool the second their name is called? I didn’t think so.
-It’s the last day of 2013. Wow that flew by. I’ve been doing the “Daily Links” since September, and what better way to send out 2013 with a bang, than Miley’s latest video which got released last week. I mean, Miley has no doubt been the #1 topic I’ve covered these last four months, so it’s only fitting we end the year with her latest doozy. This apparently is what’s considered a music video nowadays. To me, it’s just a song playing in the background while she pleasures herself for four and a half minutes. Happy New Year!
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