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The Bachelor 18 - Juan Pablo

“Countdown to Juan Pablo” Mini Recap

Well, happy “Bachelor” season to everyone. Back with another riveting, pulse pounding, edge-of-your-seat season which has exactly the same formula as the previous 26 before it. Except they threw in a little Latin spice this year for your taste buds to make you sweat a little bit. I’m sure it’ll be riveting. In case you’ve been living under a rock, don’t own a twitter account, or didn’t own a TV until yesterday, we are now in the month of Juan-uary. Because the promotions department at ABC decided some intern making $10 an hour needed to earn his money so they asked him to come up with some cockamamie promo tool for this season that’ll be more vomit inducing than hearing “What Does the Fox Say.” Well give that intern a raise because he somehow managed to flood our ears with “Juan-uary” for the last few weeks. What is Juan-uary you ask? Well, it’s a month full of Sunday night programming all dedicated to the “Bachelor.” Last night was the introduction, and next week will be a behind the scenes look at what happens to women that don’t receive a rose tonight, footage of the 18 women who did receive a rose moving into the mansion, and construction on Clare’s “Winter Wonderland” date filmed in September at the Calamigos Ranch in Malibu to start off the season of dates. The following two weeks really aren’t Juan Pablo related, so, the Juan-uary thing doesn’t seem to make much sense. Here’s the calendar:


Basically just a way for the network to bring more eyeballs to their franchise. Is it overkill? Of course. But you know what ratings they get if they don’t run anything “Bachelor” related the next three Sunday nights? Zero. So I guess they figure they might as well run something. Although next week’s show is going head-to-head with the Golden Globes, and Sean & Catherine’s wedding on the 26th is up against the Grammy’s. Good luck with that. Oops. How quickly that fortune has changed. That intern should probably start looking for a new gig. Normally I don’t write columns on Monday, but I will this month since there’s programming every Sunday night. I’ll probably just do some quick recaps of what we saw since there probably won’t be too much content in these one hour shows.

This morning I joined the “Kidd Kraddick in the Morning” team to talk all things “Bachelor” related:

And of course, be sure to check out the “Bachelor” Juan Pablo’s episode-by-episode spoilers. Lets get started with last nights episode…

-One thing last night’s show did that was at least different, was show us footage from the final casting process that happens in LA months before filming even begins. We saw footage of Kat, Chelsie, Andi, and even Nikki sitting in with producers getting interviewed about how bored they would be having Juan Pablo as the “Bachelor.” Or something to that effect. It also showed plenty of clips from audition videos of girls that didn’t make it. I think I like the one of the girl who could shove her fist in her mouth the best. Not sure why, but she seems to have quite a talent. Or how about the girl who admitted she lost her virginity just two weeks prior? Nice. I’m sure mom and dad loved seeing that.

-In one audition video, we saw current contestant Christy Hansen showing off a major talent of hers, which was touching her nose with her tongue. This was fascinating and extremely hot. Apparently Christy is currently hanging with another contestant Kelly Travis, since Kelly tweeted this picture out last night of Christy showing all the guys how impressive her tongue is:


Who wins between Christy’s tongue and chick who can ram her fist in her mouth? Close call.

-The real ridiculousness of last night’s show came next when Chris Harrison and producers tried to pretend they were surprising girls by showing up at their work and home to tell them they were on the show. This couldn’t have been more staged and these women couldn’t have acted any less surprised if they tried. Chris showed up in LA to tell Lucy and Elise they were on the show. Producers gave roses to Christy, Alli, and Lauren H. None of that was real. All those girls already knew they were on the show and were just told to act surprised. They weren’t. Fail. Not to mention, when Christy was on a phone calling a friend to pretend like she had to pack and leave that day? Please. Filming wasn’t for another 3 weeks after that was shot. They must really think their audience is stupid. Oh well. That’s why I’m here.

-They then gave us a little insight into Juan Pablo’s life which consisted of his job hanging out with baseball players and collecting their jockstraps or something to give to the Venezuelan Baseball Hall of Fame. I mean, Juan Pablo was on six episodes last season and we knew nothing about him so I guess this was necessary to show us he actually does work. I think. For those unaware, he was born in New York, moved to Venezuela when he was 2 and lived there until he went to college to play soccer in Rochester, NY. Latin guy, has a daughter, likes soccer. Got it. Style over substance no doubt.

-We then get to see Juan Pablo interacting with his daughter Camila, who is four. I love it how because he’s being a father, like that’s some sort of great quality about him. Sh**, I would hope he is a great father. That’s kind of his job. We have to start applauding people now for being a parent? When did I miss this memo? Look everyone! He picks his daughter up from school! He takes her to the park! He sings to her in the car! I’m absolutely convinced Juan Pablo loves his daughter. As I’m sure every parent loves their child. What did you expect them to show us? Him putting Camila in time out and yelling at her for getting a “D” in English?

-If you haven’t noticed by now in 26 seasons, they are going to build up the lead like they are the greatest person walking the face of the earth. They get along with everyone in their family, they’re humble, they’re just someone looking for love, and “Awwww shucks, I’ll just take off for 2 months on a TV show to have my dating life filmed. No big deal.” Yeah, well, Juan Pablo has everybody fooled. He’s an opportunist, he wants to be in commercials and modeling, and most certainly will be on DWTS next season. So when you see those things happen, remember where you heard it first.

-The show then decided to give a tribute to former contestant Gia Allemand who took her own life back in August. Since Gia’s death happened shortly after Des’ season ended, this was the first opportunity for any “Bachelor” programming to address it publicly. But don’t let that mistake you of what really went on behind the scenes. In case you missed my tweets last night, I can tell you that there was not one member of the Bachelor production team that attended Gia’s funeral, nor did the show send any sort of flower arrangement to the funeral. This is not my opinion, this is not me speculating, this is not me hearing some rumor and running with it. This is a fact that cannot be denied. Ask anyone who was in attendance and they can verify it for you. Juan Pablo’s season had not started filming yet, so it’s not like they were busy. I was told NBA teams that her boyfriend Ryan Anderson had never even played for thought enough to send flowers, yet the production team that cast her for THREE different shows (Bachelor, Bachelor Pad 1 & 2), that spent countless hours with her, did not bother to show up, nor send a card or flowers. Disagree with my opinions all you want. I expect that. But don’t try and tell me I’m wrong on that story when it’s factually correct.

-The reason why is successful, and the reason why people come to this site I believe is so that not only can you read the spoilers, but also that you like to be entertained, and you want to know what kind of things go on behind the scenes that 99% of America has no idea about. I have that information a lot of the time. Well, this is one of those times. Some people on Twitter took me to task for relaying this information last night, and that’s their prerogative. I’d say it’s fairly important that people knew no one from the show’s production team attended her funeral. Of course the show had to address Gia’s death. They’d look like the biggest a**holes if they didn’t. However, knowing that none of them bothered to show up for her funeral I’d say says more about them then running a retrospective five months after the fact.

-I mean, even at the end of the Gia piece, it says “For more information go to” You couldn’t give out the Suicide Prevention website or phone number on your screen? You had to say go to I went to Then I had to click on “The Bachelor,” then I had to click on “Remembering Gia,” and THEN that finally brought me to the info on suicide prevention. I just thought it was them trying to save face and look good to the public, when what really went on behind the scenes is much more an indication of who these people are and how they treat their own. You are yesterday’s news when you cannot affect their bottom line. That’s the sad reality. Go look at Mike Fleiss’ twitter account. The creator of the show. The head honcho. The Big Cheese. Gia died Aug. 14th. It wasn’t until last night that Mike Fleiss finally had the time apparently to type out 140 characters acknowledging her death. First time he’d mentioned anything about Gia on Twitter. And he’s tweeted a bunch of times since August 14th. Pretty much should tell you all you need to know.

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  1. bigfatwoman

    January 6, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    There are many great Dads out there who are active participants in their children’s lives. Let me also say that there is a double standard for parenting and that it doesn’t take much for a man to be called a “great Dad” when in reality, they ain’t all that great.

    I agree with you Steve, regarding the lack of attendance at Gia’s funeral and the opportunity to pay a tribute on tv — seems very disingenuous.

    Am I the only one who finds producer Élan Gale awful? Between his fake Twitter outrage on an airplane and his whole mass murderer look — the guy seems to scream that he needs attention. He’s pathetic.

    Juan Pablo is a tool — let the entertainment begin!

  2. marissamiller

    January 6, 2014 at 8:57 AM

    Well, I wish I could read your post today, but I have to watch a video in order to view it, and that doesn’t work from my work PC. Guess I will just have to go back to work!

  3. jacey

    January 6, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    Just watched the farce On Demand. Wanted to see if there was any mention of Gia. Though it was clearly self-serving, I thought they did a reasonable job of memorializing her.

    Unfortunately, because ABC OD doesn’t allow fast-forwarding, I had to sit through the garbage before seeing the Gia piece. Initially, I thought they might lead with the tribute. Clearly, I gave the producers too much credit.

    Of course, like everything else about this show, the JP piece with his daughter was staged. They couldn’t even take the time to change the child’s clothes (she was at the playground in her school uniform — a dress.) Pa-leeze! Too, that whole display made the mother of that child look bad by default — Absentee.

    Time for me to move on. There’s far more interesting programming to be seen. Might I suggest “Lillyhammer” for those of you with Netflix? Looks promising. Adieu!

  4. penguinfan01

    January 6, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    I think Mike Fleiss is the biggest piece of crap in this business, and look who he employs, none other than Elan Gale This man needs rehab PDQ, I believe the lights are on but nobody’s home. I can’t believe he sham they presented in Gia’s memory. They used this girl for their purposes on 3 shows, and don’t have the decency to send a delegation to represent themselves. Please. What jokes they are. I hope their show bombs. I watched 15 minutes of last night, and I will do the same tonight, it is making me sick now.

  5. rob22

    January 6, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    I’ve seen guys who travel 5-6 days a week called “good dads” because they take their kids out to breakfast on Saturdays and attend their games…. If they are played on the weekend. No, if you’re not around 70% of the time and your claim to fame is taking your kids to Waffle House, you are not a good dad.

  6. rob22

    January 6, 2014 at 2:51 PM

    I can see from last nights mess and from the promos, that there is going to be a huge struggle understanding anything JP says. One question, when Lucy goes topless does JP yell “Lucy, we have company!!”

  7. iheartvino

    January 6, 2014 at 2:59 PM

    I have never been less excited about a Bachelor season starting. Well actually I take that back, I wasn’t excited at all about Ben’s. At least Juan Pablo is better looking than Ben, but the more I hear him speak, the less attractive I find him. Does anyone else think he sounds like Kermit the Frog sometimes when he talks?

  8. kasey31

    January 6, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    Haha, Iheart- he does sound like Kermit!

  9. rob22

    January 6, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    Kermit la rana

  10. pat5401

    January 6, 2014 at 8:57 PM

    Too much crying…even Kermit is crying

  11. iheartvino

    January 6, 2014 at 10:09 PM

    Just watched the premiere. So much to make fun of and I can’t wait to read the column tomorrow. It’s going to be a fun season if every episode is as bad as this one was. The whole first impression rose scene reminded me of something that we’d see on burning love. She did not want to accept that rose! So funny.

  12. marybods

    January 7, 2014 at 3:56 AM

    JP a good dad? Please! I read in a Latino mag that his ex sued him for back child support. Great dad? Not so much.

    What I love about this site is that one man with a computer can get under the skin of the multi-million powerhouse that is ABC. Keep up the great work RS.

  13. sunday

    January 7, 2014 at 7:46 AM

    Wow – I was taken back by the fact that no one showed up at Gia’s funeral, or even sent their condolences by way of flowers to her family. How horrible for Gia’s family, as well as utterly classless of ABC. Juan Pablo is a joke and the make-believe thought of him going on this show to find a wife is even more laughable.

  14. velatria

    January 7, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    Just caught the last 15 minutes of the show last night and with that, I was sidetracked with candy crush. Not much on TV anymore.

  15. lauralene

    January 8, 2014 at 6:16 PM

    Just from the women getting out of the Limo, we were rooting for Andi. Still are, but after finding out she doesn’t make it to the final two we are bummed. Wish there were more spoilers on here about when, why and how people leave. CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

  16. tamara

    January 8, 2014 at 6:55 PM

    I don’t pay for cable so don’t have t.v. reception. used to watch bachelor on hulu the day after. now they have it locked. anyone know how i can watch online?

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