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“Bachelor in Paradise” Episode 6 Recap

Those that have read my site over the years know that this weekend is an annual tradition for me. Vegas for opening weekend of NFL season, so that means no Spreecast this Thursday night, but there will be a “Reader Emails” and “Dr. Reality Steve” column up on Thursday morning, so get your emails in today and tomorrow. It’s a little light right now. However, this weekend has actually turned into a bachelor party as well as one of my friends from middle school is getting married in November, and he figured lets turn this into a bachelor party weekend. Hey, fine by me. Don’t need to twist my arm. And yes, that officially makes me the last of the Mohicans. The only one in my inner circle to not be married. Everyone coming this weekend is married. And has kids. Womp Wooooooommmmp. There are few things in life I enjoy more than 10:00am Sunday morning in the sportsbook for the first week of NFL when all the games kick off at the same time and you have hundreds of screaming fans cheering the kickoffs. Then, reality sets in, and these douchenozzles in their jerseys start yelling at the TV every time a play goes against the team they bet on. It’s sad actually. I’ll try tweet out a video of it on Sunday morning. Not to mention to film any loser fan who won’t shut up about his team. Good times ahead I tell ya’.

According to Jesse in an interview with the Observer, he claims no threesome happened with Christy and Lucy, but then also admits, he doesn’t remember much. That’s nice. At least he comes across as even more of a dingbat after reading that. Does he want people to dislike him more? I don’t get it. He also figured he’d pile on AshLee since everyone else pretty much has. As I’ve said a few times, not a good season for her.

Chris Harrison did his weekly interview to talk about this season and needless to say is surprised as all of us of the Cody/Michelle relationship. In the same breath, he throws Marquel under the bus as being one of the guys who lets a woman know beforehand if he’s gonna kiss her. I wonder if that was an indirect shot at the guy for his blog last week stating he didn’t think he got the “Bachelor” gig because of his race. No Marquel, you didn’t get it because you weren’t compelling TV. I think the producers saw that and they made the right decision.

As of right now, there are no plans for a reunion show, and with only 6 days left until the finale, I don’t really see how it can work. If they patch something together, it’d have to air no later than next Monday since the DWTS premiere is the following Monday the 15th, and I really don’t see that happening. But if it does, I’ll let you know. As for the spoilers I gave you back in the beginning of July, everything remains the same. Of the 6 couples who made it to the end, only two remain. Marcus and Lacy are engaged, and Cody and Michelle are still together. The other four all broke up for various reasons. I’m sure some fans would want some resolution as to how people are doing and what went behind their decisions, but I don’t think we’re gonna get it on TV. Just don’t see them putting a show together this week. I’ll keep you updated though if I hear anything different.

Being a holiday yesterday, the overnight ratings have been delayed but will be up later today. I’m sure they’re roughly the same as they’ve been all season. Between a 1.3-1.5 in the 18-49 demo and anywhere between 4.8 million and 5.3 million viewers.

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  1. bigfatwoman

    September 2, 2014 at 10:18 AM

    Wowza…..I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….this show is SO entertaining!!

    It is hard for me to believe that Michelle Money is truly into Cody. I believe that he really is a sweet guy, but C’MON!!! Michelle has several acting credits to her name and I think this gig is more or less one of them.

    I like Sarah. I think she’s very sweet and obviously was cast for that role. However, there’s something I find SO BORING about her. I think Robert seems an equal match to her in that respect.

    Jesse “two miles between my eyes” Kovacs is a repulsive human being. He gives the male gender a bad name. Christy is such a knockout and seems naively sweet. I hope she grows a pair after watching this show.

    Men like Jesse should have their homes painted neon yellow, a siren installed on top of their car and a warning label tattooed across their chests. As my brother so wisely told me once, “some men are just predators.”

  2. mkk2

    September 2, 2014 at 11:09 AM

    hahahaha!! Love that description of how Jesse should be surrounded by warning signs everywhere he goes. Unfortunately, there are always women like poor Christy who fall for his thinly veiled manipulations. I wonder what sort of petri dish of STD’s this guy walks around with. He makes me want to puke.
    BTW, does ANYONE still like Ashlee after watching what a two faced delusional spoiled brat she is?

  3. lolaminn

    September 2, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Wasn’t that the same cave as the Marcus/Lacy date, but only at night? The exit into the dock area sure looked the same. I’m willing to bet it’s also re-used from the lone-Kalon date as well.

    Hope they all enjoyed swimming through gobs of bat crap.

  4. rob22

    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    Jesse like so many other men on these shows is mainly in it for the tail. He’s quite a scum bucket. But girls on the show, just like in the real world keep falling for these losers. I don’t know whether it’s Daddy issues or just a misguided belief that spreading their legs for these guys actually means something to them. It does mean something. It means a fun couple of minutes and another fun story to tell the guys. That’s about it. But some girls never seem to get that sad fact.

  5. stacyhmolloy

    September 2, 2014 at 12:17 PM

    In all honesty, Jesse wasn’t Christy’s first douche bag hookup. Like Pavlov’s dog, she’s gone from hooking up with Chris Conte to Chris Bukowski (likes the name Chris) to Jesse. Now onto Brian Osborne. The cycle continues.

  6. tamara

    September 2, 2014 at 3:20 PM

    Is Jesse a douchebag user? yes. Was I glad to see the women confront him? Yes!
    Did he fail at talking his way out of being a coward? No.
    At the same time Christy chose to get extremely drunk and went to at least 3rd base with Jesse, or very close based on the film of them in bed. If you go to bed on the first date and go that far sexually you shouldn’t be surprised he did with another woman too. She is not just a victim here. Hopefully she learned to hold off till she gets to know who she is jumping in bed with.

  7. tamara

    September 2, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    I mean, yes that he failed to talk his way out of being a coward.

  8. anonime

    September 2, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    Still like AshLee ? never did. And why does she look so cross-eyed on BIP ? i didn’t notice that before. Looking at her eyes hurts my eyes.

  9. jmania123

    September 2, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    If they do the show again, I would like them to force some mingling. Maybe a rule against 2 consecutive dates with the same person, a random choice date, etc. – something that gives new people a shot so they don’t walk into a locked/coupled up situation. Then change the rules after there has been sufficient mingling. I loved the bug on Jesse’s white jacket. It was the only thing that wanted to be around him. In Harrison’s blog, he still writes “Zach” instead of “Zack”.

  10. ksrsfan

    September 3, 2014 at 6:00 AM

    I laughed so hard when Zack told Jackie that he had wasted too much time on Clare, and that Jackie was even-keel, down to earth, normal and beautiful, I’ll bet Clare needs a new TV now because she threw whatever she had handy at it upon hearing all that!!

    I think Michelle and Cody make a cute couple and hope they make it. We’ll see….

    Jessie K is disgusting. Wonder who his next prey will be. Maybe after this show women will be aware of the type of creep he really is.

    Marcus and Lacy are just too sweet, they make my teeth hurt. I hope they make it as well.

    Poor AshLee, this girl may need some counselling after this show! I wonder how much of the finale will be about their break up since they had no airtime this week. May have to fast forward through my DVR next week!

  11. bigfatwoman

    September 3, 2014 at 9:58 AM

    I’ve been invited to several festivals this weekend.

  12. gypsy17

    September 3, 2014 at 10:34 AM

    I wish Brooks stuck around for the last episode. How great would it have been if he had to face Des and Chris? Not awkward at all… ha!

  13. paisley17

    September 3, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    Anyone else find Robert to be BORING? He doesn’t care which girl he’s with, he just wants to stil around as long as possible and get more airtime. I wish Brooks had just ignored him and asked Sarah for a date. She would have said yes and he could have stuck around instead of vanilla Robert. *snooze*

  14. rob22

    September 3, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Brooks should have gone with his real instincts and asked Robert out.

  15. mariet

    September 3, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    @rob22 Seriously. Holy cow!

  16. ganny2jax

    September 6, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    My comment is in regards to Marquel saying his race is why he didn’t get the Bachelor gig…Oh no he didn’t..!! So sick of the race card being played. He was very judgmental and boring, especially sipping on his large glass of wine and telling Michelle she “likes to drink.” And then again, telling Jackie he normally doesn’t kiss on the first date, but he did. I probably wouldn’t have watched if he were the bachelor. It is one thing to have values and morals, and another thing to use them only in certain situations. If these type situations make Marquel uncomfortable, then he needs to stay away. Anyway, I think Chris will make a great Bachelor. Can’t wait to watch.

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