In addition, from the Dec. 30th column, an explanation about the limo entrances you saw last night:
-The limo entrances from the girls is up next, and here’s what’s interesting. They show us a little short clips of 3 limo’s with 5 girls each in them as they’re toasting to Chris. But then when we see those first 15 girls exit the limo, they are in completely different order. Not that this is any major news because they do this every season, but the fact they showed which girls were in which limo in the first 15, they basically gave it away that it’s not the order they came out in. The actual real order that the girls exited the limo were:
Limo 1: Kelsey, Megan, Britt, Ashley I., Reegan.
Limo 2: Ashley S., Mackenzie, Whitney, Nikki, Amanda.
Limo 3: Tara, Jillian, Kaitlyn, Amber, Trina, Tara again (I’ll explain)
The actual chronological order that we saw last night of who exited when was:
Limo 1: Britt, Whitney, Kelsey, Megan, Ashley I.
Limo 2: Trina, Reegan, Tara, Amber, Nikki, Tara again (hang on)
Limo 3: Amanda, Jillian, Mackenzie, Ashley S., Kaitlyn.
Some notable limo exits:
-Chris has said in every interview he’s done that Britt gave him the greatest hug he’s ever gotten in his life. Is it clingy if the first girl out of the limo hugs you and starts crying before she even says her name, or just plain crazy? And considering Britt walks around Hollywood aimlessly hugging strangers, should Chris really have felt that important?
-Whitney tells us she’s watched the show since high school and even though there have been great guys before him, she wouldn’t be on the show if it wasn’t for Chris. This made Chris feel special, and he really appreciated the fact that Whitney brought her two best friends, Alvin and Simon, along for this journey with her.
-Ashley I. came out strutting her stuff Kim Kardashian style. They’re like clones. Well, outside of the fact that Ashley’s body is height/weight proportionate and her ass doesn’t go on for days. Her eyebrows do though.
-Not like we ever thought in a million years someone who even sold human cadaver tissue for a living would give Chris a human heart, but geez, at least make it look real. Reegan’s fake heart from 8th grade biology class covered in cherry glaze fooled nobody.
-Tara is a disaster. I think that goes without saying. I know the gimmick of daisy dukes, flannel shirt, tank top, and boots was all pushed on her by production, but it just looked completely tacky. Then to see how she handled herself the rest of the night, I mean, she deserves to be made fun of.
-Amanda’s gimmick could’ve worked but with the thickest Chicago accent this side of the Bill Swerski and his group of Bears superfans, it had no chance. She was basically impossible NOT to find in the house after he heard what she said to him.
-Jillian’s flexing should’ve been enough to scare Chris away, but apparently it didn’t. I mean, if a girl can dead lift more than I can, I think I might run the other way. Probably should just start calling Jillian “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” at this point.
-Here’s what’s funny about Kaitlyn’s entrance. When one of the first promos of the season ran for the show, they show Kaitlyn saying this:
Yet, when we see it last night, they have her saying “You can plow the ________ out of my field any day.” So like I suspected, she never cursed to begin with, they just made it seem like she did. Nice try, editors.