Daily Links 3/24
-I’m sure you all saw Chris last night on DWTS. Ummmm, not so good. Much better in Week 1. And his scores reflected it. You could tell Chris was pretty bummed at what happened last night because frankly everyone was better than him. Fear not, at least he gets to dance with the “other” Witney every week. He sat down with E! to see how good he is at telling the two of them apart. Way to not screw it up Chris, although I was waiting for the “Who’s better in bed?” question. Wasn’t asked unfortunately.
-Is there a reason why comic books can take liberties with certain stories and do whatever they want? I mean, really? The “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” killed Donatello recently. What?!!! How dare they! If this is some “fake death” I’ll be very upset. And oh yeah, I’ve never read a comic book in my life, nor will I ever. I think I’m speaking to the .000001% of males that actually do. Get out of your mom’s basement and actually socialize with a female. You’ll feel better about yourself, I promise.
-In case you weren’t paying attention to their intro package last night, Robert Herjavec and Kym Johnson played dumb when asked about their romantic relationship. Hey guys, nobody believes you aren’t banging each other. Just stop.
-Taylor Swift is raging mad. Ok, maybe she’s not that mad, but some SAT prep test screwed up her lyrics. I remember how much SAT prep courses never helped me, so this should be of no surprise. Granted, I didn’t really try and barely studied, but still. Now, if they would’ve botched the lyrics to “Blank Space,” I think I would’ve even started to raise a little hell. And don’t tell me she doesn’t say “Starbucks lovers” because I won’t listen to you.
-This is sad. The woman who played director of CTU in Season 4 of “24”, Alberta Watson, has died at the age of 60. Granted, I was not pleased with her when she fired Jack from field ops only to basically re-hire him within the first hour of that season starting because her team was so incompetent without him, I eventually forgave her. RIP Erin Driscoll. You were the worst director of CTU ever.
-One thing we can all count on in the “Bachelor” franchise among many, is that most of the females who appear on the show will eventually either:
A) start pimping products on Twitter and/or Instagram or,
B) start giving makeup/hair tips via YouTube
Ashley I. has joined the club. She gave “Bachelor” blogger the Possessionista a tutorial on how to get the Kim Kardashian look. Oh boy.
-Don’t ever tell me “Sharknado” is stupid. It’s not. It’s genius. And I can’t wait til “Sharknado 3” comes out this summer. You should be anxiously awaiting too. David Hasselhoff sure is because anything he can get a paycheck from can pay for his next cheeseburger he eats off the floor. That’s a big deal to him.
-“Survivor” eliminatees Max and Lindsey had their conference calls with the media last week after getting the boot. Max is still the biggest superfan ever and Lindsey still seems bitter about getting outplayed. It’s ok.
-Wherever you are right now in your life, I want you to stop for a moment and take a look at this story. This story of a young 17 year old girl who scrapped and clawed her way to make a name for herself in the entertainment industry to where now she can purchase a $2.7 million mansion for herself. That girl is Kylie Jenner and we can now all go shoot ourselves.
-Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs were getting cozy in St. Barts recently, and paparazzi weren’t disgusted enough so they took pics of it. So this is what old horny people do to each other, huh? They nibble on each other’s ears? I think I lost my appetite.
-Apparently the reason that Rob Kardashian made that tweet the other day about Kim being like Rosamund Pike’s character from “Gone Girl” is because he’s depressed and lonely. Although some are still claiming it was just a joke, I think those in the know understand when you’re the black sheep in the family, you’re probably going to lash out on occasion. This is one of those times.
-For the love of all things Tami Taylor, this seems to be a bit of a stretch. Connie Britton has signed on to play the role of Nicole Brown Simpson’s best friend, Faye Resnick, in an upcoming TV event on FX “American Crime Story” which will be about the trial of OJ Simpson. Doesn’t seem like a role that’ll fit her, but whatever. Miss Coach Taylor can do no wrong in my book.
-Little League World Series phenom Mo’ne Davis had some douchebag tweet out one of the more hateful things you can say about someone, let alone a 12 year old girl. What an embarrassment. He absolutely should’ve been booted off his team. However Mo’ne handled it all in stride and even
forgave the guy, which makes her look even 1000 times better than she already does. All class.
-If I didn’t have Facebook, I would’ve never known that yesterday was “National Puppy Day.” Sorry I didn’t post anything about Maddie, but I figured you people have seen enough of her over the years. I got something better for you. This dog struggling mightily with catching his food. Classic.
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