Daily Links 4/21
-Apparently Johnny Depp doesn’t like spending time with his wife. He got married to Amber Heard last year yet they’re never seen together. Really? This happens in Hollywood marriages? I had no idea. Next thing you’ll tell me is that Johnny has sex with women that aren’t his wife.
-I hope you all are prepared for the heartbreak that this country suffered yesterday. Yes, I know you don’t want to believe it or thought it was even possible, but Ariana Grande and Big Sean have broken up after 8 solid months together. Ugh. I hope I can pull myself through this. Be strong, Steve.
-Wait, what? If Ariana and Sean are gonna break up, you cannot possibly expect me to go on with my day when you add on that Miley and Patrick Schwarzenegger have also split. This is, like, totes the worst day evs. How do I even? I can’t imagine why he and Miley broke it off, but I’m gonna take a stab in the dark here and say it’s because he likes going down to Cabo with his college “friend” that he holds hands with and takes body shots off of. Call me crazy.
-I’ve never one to be a memorabilia collector, especially ones that dole out a ton of cash for something worn years ago. Well, it happened again. Some idiot paid $137k for a dress worn by Vivien Leigh in “Gone With the Wind.” Obviously this person is an avid GWW collector, but seriously, you’re a moron. Great, now you just spent 6 figures on something to what? Sit on display in your house? Congratulations. I’ll never understand people like this.
-A chick that delivered a baby four days ago now has abs that look like this. Apparently she started making news during her pregnancy because she barely put on any weight, and now this. I’m sure this will make every other woman in America who’s delivered a baby hate her even more now. Ab lady must enjoy being hated on by people because that’s basically all you’re gonna get with this humble brag of a picture.
-Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s divorce has officially been filed. Maybe I don’t pay attention to these two as often as I should, but didn’t this happen like a year ago? Wasn’t he banging Jennifer Lawrence the second they got separated? Whatever. Two people I really don’t care all that much about, and frankly, I can’t stand the way Gwyneth spells her name. It’s physically impossible for me to type that name without screwing up and hitting the backspace key. Impossible. Even if I’m looking directly at the name and typing it, my fingers just cannot in succession type a G-W-Y-N. You try it.
-I knew Idol was on its last legs, but I had no idea that “Survivor” was taking it behind the woodshed every week and beating them senseless. We’re on season 30 of “Survivor” and it is destroying Idol in the ratings. Just last week it drew a 2.2 rating in the 18-to-49 demo compared to Idol’s 1.3. And beat them in total viewers with 9.3 million compared to 7.6. That’s an ass kicking. Good for “Survivor.” It’s a better show anyway.
-I mentioned Periscope yesterday telling all of you to join and follow me so you’ll be able to see any live broadcasts I do straight from your phone. A lot of you did as I got over 200 more followers since yesterday’s post. Now when will my next one be? I’m not sure. But obviously there’s plenty of other people on there that you can check out if you want. One thing I didn’t mention, it’s ONLY for iphone. Doesn’t work on the ipad. At least not yet. Here is a Periscope tutorial in case you want to dive more into what exactly it is.
-I know you’re not gonna believe this, but the sister of Honey Boo Boo dropped the n-bomb in a Facebook post. You don’t say? So you’re telling me some white trash country bumpkin living in the backwoods of wherever is racist? Tell me something I don’t know.
-It’s official. “Full House” reboot is definitely a go after John Stamos confirmed on Jimmy Kimmel. It will called “Fuller House,” it’ll be 13 episodes on Netflix, and it will revolve around D.J. Tanner and her family still being BFF’s with Kimmy Gibbler, with most of the original cast appearing in some capacity.
-Kim Richards admitted to Dr. Phil that her arrest the other night was all her fault and never would’ve happened if she wasn’t drinking. Kim, you do understand that the only reason you are on that show, hell the only reason ANY of them are on that show, is because they’re drunken hot messes. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Keep drinking, keep being a complete sh** show, and people will continue to care about what you do. The second you become a normal, functional human being in society, nobody will give a rat’s ass who you are. Stay true to your roots. Go down another bottle of Chardonnay.
-Amy Schumer’s third season of “Inside Amy Schumer” begins tonight on Comedy Central. Last night she appeared on Letterman to spill the news she already got picked up for a fourth season. And show him her vagina.
-This is disheartening. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is ditching its orange artificial dye and will be going to more natural look in the future. Ummmm, shoot me. Then it’s not Kraft Mac N’ Cheese anymore if it doesn’t look like the color of an oompa lumpa. And I will refuse to eat it. Booooooooooooo.
-Scientists have discovered a new kind of frog that looks exactly like Kermit. Well, except for the fact that Kermit isn’t real and is a puppet. But yeah, sure. I’ll go with it. But can this new species of frog sing “It’s Not Easy Being Green?” That’s the million dollar question. My guess? No.
-And finally your sports story for the day is a doozy. Reds manager Bryan Price blew a gasket on the media the other day dropping the f-bomb 77 times. Easy there, Skip. There are such things as recorders, you know. For a little bit yesterday, there was uncensored audio of it, but it’s been taken down. Deadspin.com was able to get the censored version of it. Classic. Although it may have had more f-bombs than Tommy Lasorda’s rant on Dave Kingman’s 3 HR’s, it doesn’t beat it (WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE):
Or Bobby Knight’s locker room tirade back in the day. I think one of my favorite all time sports rants, if not my favorite of all time. “I’M F***ING TIRED OF LOSING TO PURDUE!!!!!” (WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE):
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