-The limo entrances were up next, and they no doubt cut down on the gimmicks this season since each guy had to basically introduce himself to two girls. So here are a few of the guys who made an impression on me with their entrance.
Ben H. – Once Peter Brady stepped out of the limo, all I could think was:
I mean really? How can you not. Ben is a spitting image of Peter.
Jared – Unbuttoned his shirt to reveal a blue Superman shirt, except it had an “L” for “Love Man” who is trustworthy and understanding. I think maybe he should’ve gone with “Self Love Man” since that’s what he’ll be doing a lot of once he’s eliminated.
Ian – Even whispers in Kaitlyn’s ear “I’m hoping it’s gonna be you” before walking over to Britt. If Ian could’ve shown up in cheerleader gear with a giant “K” on his shirt, he would’ve.
JJ – Gave her a puck and said, “I would love to puck you.” To which she responded “You pucked me good.” Pucking Kaitlyn? JJ you horndog you. If only you could’ve made it to the fantasy suites. Or be named Nick Viall.
Ryan M. – The precursor of things to come with him. He answered the question, “Do the guys get drunk in the limo before they show up?” My guess is Ryan was drunk for 3 days before she showed up for this thing.
Brad – The college tennis player came decked out in his headband, wrist bands and racket and talked about a “love love match.” Can’t get much cheesier, or stupider, than tennis humor, so his exit tonight pretty much lets you know how impressed Kaitlyn was by it.
Daniel – I’m not sure what kind of dancing he was doing around these girls, but they were kinda digging it. Or not. Or he was just having convulsions. I’m still trying to decide.
Josh – No one’s ever told me if it’s possible to transfer an STD through a basic hug, but I get the sense if anyone can do it, Josh is your man.
Joe – If giving a girl a jar of moonshine as your first impression doesn’t scream how country you are, what does? Carrying around a spittoon?
Justin – Now 30 seasons of this show and someone finally decides to suck helium out of a balloon on their entrance? I guess if you were entertaining a party of 5 year olds that may have been funny. Otherwise, in the words of Andi Dorfman, staaaaaaahhhhhhp it.
Tanner – Looks like Tanner is our resident “Bachelor” fanatic this season since he lets Britt know he watched her last season so he brought her tissues. Good one. Until it backfires later then you’ll wish maybe you just gave her a hug like she gives to everyone else who walks within a 2 foot radius of her.
Shawn B. – Spent an awful long time showing him talking to both women. Gee, wonder why? Oh Shawn. I’m sorry, bud. This is not gonna end well for you. Go borrow the tissues Tanner gave Britt. You’ll need em’.
Corey – Says he plays competitive volleyball, he’s not a farmer, but “I was hoping the offer to plow your field is still on the table?” No, you can’t. Unless you’ve been facetiming her ever since she was on Chris’ season, you don’t get to have a party in her pants.
Tony – The creep factor with Tony is through the roof. How can you not be weirded out by his weirdness? Impossible, right?
At this point, Ryan McDill is at the window of the mansion and banging away as Shawn E. is making his grand entrance. So much so that Ryan wants a birds eye view of it. This is where we start seeing him McDill’ing all over himself with quotes like “I’m horned up everybody.” Aren’t we all, Ryan? “Hell, I’d like to take that girl out for a nice steak dinner and never call her again.” I started doing some research on this last night, but I’ve been unable to find any solid evidence that Ryan McDill is on the far left of the evolution chart. I’ll keep searching.
Shawn E. – Nothing like coming up with what you think is a spectacular entrance in a hot tub car only to have McDill tell you “that car sucks” and kill the mood.
Chris – Chris Harrison saying his arrival was on par with Kalon’s helicopter entrance or Jef on a skateboard is ridiculous. A cupcake car? Really? Just because it hasn’t been done, doesn’t make it that much better.