-For the group date, the rain came and ruined whatever pointless activity they had planned which I’m sure would’ve made everyone uncomfortable. So what’d they do instead? They ate food, played games, and did some high school girl activities in JoJo’s room. First they came up with the brilliant idea of James shoving as many French Fries into his mouth at one time. Not sure exactly what this accomplished other than making him look silly, but I guess that’s what they considered fun. Then the guys did a massage train with each other that bordered on gay porn. Geez, first having sex with animals on Alex’s date, now this? I’d hate to see the deleted scenes of this episode where JoJo and Jordan go into his “Red Room” and she’s all chained up as Jordan Grey walks in and tortures her. Or something like that.
-Ooooooh, you know what other game they played? Pictionary! Cuz what 8th grade sleep over doesn’t have that game as its #1 form of entertainment? This is JoJo’s idea of fun on a sleepover? What’s she gonna do next, take their bras and put them in the freezer when they’re sleeping? Break out the Ouija board and pretend like that sh*t is real? All look into the mirror and chant, “We must…we must…we must increase our busts?” Although in JoJo’s case, all that would take is some extra cc’s shot in there. Then they played that really difficult game where someone holds a picture on their head that faces the others, and the guys had to give clues for her to guess what the picture was. Except her pictures were of former “Bachelors” Sean Lowe & Juan Pablo. Man, tough game. Can’t believe she got those so easy. Why couldn’t they at least made the game fun by having her put a picture up of her ex Chad on her head? That certainly would’ve brought the room down.
-Then of course a game of Truth or Dare, but we only saw one guy play it since it was obviously planned that JoJo would ask Robby to strip down and run down the hallway. And honestly, was it really that big of deal. Robby even said it himself that he’s almost spent more of his life in a speedo than he has wearing clothes, so big deal if he had to do that. It’s kind of the same argument in regards to bikini’s vs bra and underwear. At least to me it is. There are plenty of revealing bikinis that women walk around with at the beach all the time. Yet, if a woman wore her bra and boy shorts or bra and a thong to the beach, it’d be looked at completely differently. Why? They’re both showing almost the exact same thing, yet the latter would cause people to freak out. I don’t know. I’ve always found that weird. Robby being in his underwear running down a hallway isn’t the least bit weird considering the guy has worn considerably less in front of thousands of people plenty of times before. But I guess for this show, that’s considered risqué. Shawn Booth stripping down and streaking on a golf course in Ireland last season? Now that’s a dare.
-Then the four them climb into bed together, but unfortunately full clothed. So no, no freaky orgy happening there. They all watched the Brazilian version of the “Bachelor” together and giggled. I wonder if on the Brazilian “Bachelor,” on one of their group dates if they watch the American version and laugh at how ridiculously stupid it is. I think they should. Put me in charge of directing an episode and I guarantee it’ll happen. The running joke became that Robby has a wandering eye. You don’t say? James told JoJo that Robby was known to look at Argentinian women as they walked by. At first it started as a joke, but James was so persistent at it that it started to irk Robby. So much so that Robby’s hair actually may have moved a quarter of an inch. That’s how bothered by it he was. And you don’t want to make Robby angry. He’ll totally screw up your mani and pedi if you do.
-I guess since Robby felt slighted by James’ comments, he made sure he needed to make himself stand out more to JoJo when he got his alone time with her. How’d he do that? By essentially throwing his ex girlfriend and their relationship under the bus. We already saw Hope’s reaction last night on Instagram, but what’d Robby say? Among other things:
-His dad never felt 100% about it.
-“Everything in the relationship was wrong.”
-“I saw her house once.”
-“I met her mom once.”
-“We broke up over Christmas break. I’ve definitely moved on.”
Well, apparently so has she as evidenced by her spending a weekend with your nemesis Chad. As for him discrediting a 3 year relationship in one sentence by saying “Everything about it was wrong,” yeah, I’d probably have the same reaction if I were Hope too. I love how after people break up, they try and pretend the relationship they were just in was crap, or they discredit it. Doesn’t that mean they’re just as big of a moron? If it was that bad, then why’d you stay in it for 3 years? I’ll own up to every relationship I was ever in. Sure, things happened in them that you wish were different, but I’ll never say in a relationship, especially a 3 year one, that “everything was wrong.” That’s just silly. Everything wasn’t wrong or else you wouldn’t have stayed for 3 years. That’s chicken sh*t and just his way of trying to pump himself up in front of the new girl. My ex did some unthinkable things in my last relationship. Things that if I told you, you probably wouldn’t even believe. But you won’t find me saying she was terrible or that I hate her, or the whole thing was wrong. It happened, you move on. Discrediting the whole relationship on national TV just to make yourself look better? Spineless.
-So Chase’s turn is next and he mumbled a few things that weren’t very important. If it was, my sincerest, deepest apologies to the guy who’s put me to sleep more times this season than a Bill Cosby mixed drink. James was up next and JoJo laid it on thick with him. JoJo: “You have every quality that I would want in a husband and a father to my children.” Holy crap, did she just say that to a guy knowing she was dumping the next day? Brutal. I know leads are supposed to essentially say nice things about all their guys (unless your name is Chad), but c’mon. That’s going overboard. Just the standard, “You’re a great guy, I’ve enjoyed my time with you, I really like the way our relationship has progressed would’ve been fine.” JoJo sucks at dumping guys. Even though she knew Wells and Alex were goners too, she still felt the need to make out with them. I think she just needs more practice dumping guys. Hopefully her actions on this show will make it easier for when she sh**cans Jordan eventually.
-As JoJo is talking to producers
trying to figure out the best storyline racking her brain figuring out who should get the group date rose, Chase, Robby, and James are inside talking about who might get it. Robby knows who’s gonna get it: him. “My emotions tell me I’m the front runner.” And wouldn’t you know, Robby ended up getting the rose. James and Chase leave all butt hurt while Robby and JoJo make out some more in the room. That was a big day for Robby. Ran around in his underwear and got a rose for it. That’s kinda like winning a gold medal at the Olympics, right? At least in Robby’s mind it must be. Considering how much self promotion Robby has done on social media post show, I’m surprised he wasn’t all over IG telling everyone about his group date rose last night. Maybe sell a few t-shirts with it, maybe hit up JJ and Tanner again begging them to promote him on their social media accounts. Missed opportunity for Robby last night.