The Bachelorette Desiree’s Episode-by-Episode Spoilers

Episode 1 (airing May 27th): Los Angeles, CA (26 down to 19)

-The theme to this season is definitely “Cinderella” since Desiree came from nothing (something she constantly reminds us of), and getting an opportunity to do this is just like the Cinderella story. You know, except for the fact she’s not blonde, doesn’t have two bitchy step-sisters, and guys don’t turn into pumpkins this season. So yeah, exactly like the “Cinderella” story. Within the first minute, Desiree is already crying because of this opportunity she’s been given. I’m already nauseous. Remember, this is the same girl that was crying on stage within a minute of being announced as the next “Bachelorette” on the ATFR show. Oh boy.

-I said yesterday 9 guys had intro videos. Apparently I can’t count. It was 8: Will, Robert, Zak, Bryden, Nick R., Drew, Mike R., and Brandon. In Will’s is where he screams “I love this womaaaaaaaaaan!” that was shown in the promos. Of course that makes perfect sense he’s telling us he’s in love with … Continue reading

“Reader Emails,” “Dr. Reality Steve,” and My Breakdown of the Bachelorette Guys’ Profiles

Hey, it’s only been 3 weeks since I last wrote a word. Nothing wrong with that, is there? Well, apparently if you’re a die hard fan of this show it is considering how many venomous emails I’ve gotten asking me where I’ve been and if I’m gonna have any spoilers this season. Huh? Have you checked the site in the last two months? More on that later. Anyway, yes it’s great to be back and we’re almost there. Only 12 days away from the premiere. The “Bachelor” blooper show airs this Tuesday the 21st. I’ll probably have a column some time next week with my thoughts on it, then starting on the 27th, back to recaps on Tuesdays, and at least 2-3 columns a week. Working on a couple different things now that I’m trying to finalize before the season, but should be fun.

Now to get to the question I’ve been beaten over the head with for the last 3 weeks which is, “When are you posting your spoilers?” The answer: Tomorrow. I will … Continue reading