Reality Steve



  • The Bachelor 10 - Andy

    The Bachelor Recap – 4/2/07

    -Good to be back, but it was not the greatest of nights. I didn’t get done watching the “Bachelor” til almost 1:00am, I just sweated out a 101 degree temperature, and about 3 hours ago, I became an uncle for the second time. So this is taking some serious dedication. I hope you realize this. So any flowers, candy, and gifts you have, feel free to send them my way. The things I do for my readers. Its unparalleled in the blogging world, really. The good news? I don’t have too much to write because a lot of last nights show was being introduced to the women, then the rose ceremony. I knew everything I needed to know about Lt. Andy Baldwin over the past couple weeks. In case you were unaware of this, he’s a doctor in the Navy. And hes competed in six triathlons. And he’s a humanitarian. And if I’m not mistaken, he’s the second coming of Jesus Christ too.

    -So we already know that Captain America proposes to whoever he chooses … Continue reading

  • Reality Roundup

    Reality Roundup – 2/24/07

    Yes, believe or not, only 2 weeks have passed since the last column, and not 8. See? I’m getting better. Imagine the day where I write two columns in one week? Used to do it all the time. Not so much anymore. Why? Laziness basically. Anyway, before we get started, a few things I need to cover. And be prepared, this is a long column.

    Quite a few of you have commented about my last column where I mentioned that “women are lame.” Please, please, please. Calm down now. Whoever was reading that, I wasn’t talking about you. By no means do I despise the female gender. In fact, far from it. But sometimes a man’s got to vent his frustrations, and what better way to do it than in my column which is read by 95%….women. Oops. So please don’t take offense. Be secured in knowing that women are still the #1 reason that I am not a homosexual today.

    Onto some brighter news, it was announced last week that our only married … Continue reading

  • Reality Roundup

    Reality Roundup – 2/11/07


    -So, the big deal surrounding “Idol” this season so far has been the judges being meaner than in previous seasons. Huh? Has anyone ever watched the previous seasons? The audition episodes are the same exact thing every single year. They’ll show the horrible singers, Randy and Paula will laugh at them, then pop up from their chair when some bad singer hits a high note, or will turn away in shame if they’re God awful, or look over at the producers, and Simon will tell them they suck. Rinse and repeat for five seasons. Why are people shocked by this? The judges have been no different this season than they have in any previous season. Its ridiculous.

    -Every single one of those lunatics who camps out the night before to audition knows exactly what they’re signing up for when they audition. If they are horrible, they are going to get ridiculed, regardless of how mean it sounds. Simon Cowell said in an interview recently that not one of these people has … Continue reading

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