All right, let’s talk about the Valley. I really don’t think there’s any other way to put this. Jax Taylor is literally one of the worst. I don’t wanna say contestants ’cause this isn’t a game show. I just one of the worst reality TV people we’ve ever seen ever. I understand this was filmed this past summer when he was still in his addiction phase and he was still doing coke, but that doesn’t excuse the things that he says and the things that he does on this show.
It is, it’s unreal. The stuff that comes out of this guy’s mouth and maybe watching this season back as he’s currently quote unquote sober, according to him, whatever it is, two months, nine, three months, wherever he is at his sobriety. As I’m assuming he’s watching these episodes back, maybe he will see his, the error of his ways and maybe he will see, holy shit, I’m a very toxic individual that does not know how to treat the woman of the mother of my child.
Maybe he, maybe it’ll sink in. I don’t know. But we’ve, the thing is we’ve heard Brittany say in numerous podcasts and in interviews promoting season two. When she has been asked, how has Jacks been since rehab? She’s frankly come out and said, you guys see a different Jax than I do. The things that he is saying on podcasts, seemingly is all the right things, but I see a different side.
I don’t see much has changed with him. He still yells at me in front of my child, our child. So it’s, it’s just very hard, you know, to buy what this guy is selling. It really is. And you know, at the be very beginning of the episode when he’s confronted by Kristen who comes over to his house, he’s still making excuses at this point, saying there’s reasons why I did what I did, which was the flipping of the chair and the throwing of the chairs.
When he found out that Britney was sending topless photos to Julian, it’s like, look, he has every reason to be upset. He has every reason to be confused because according to him, and you know, I’m giving him a lot of leeway here saying that this is what they agreed on. But he claims that Brittany says they were gonna work on their relationship.
That’s fine. And maybe she was clearly hooking up with another guy and maybe she misled him in that way. That doesn’t give him the right to flip a chair and to scream and yell in front of his son. It just, he’s always seemingly making excuses. Then Kristen says, the way you treat her is not right. Calling her ugly, calling her fat.
Oh, I’ve never done that. I’ve never called her fat. I love any woman, the shape of Britney. And she’s like, Jax, I’ve seen the texts. I’ve been in the room when you’ve said it. So again, he’s very much like Laura Owens in a way where. I’m sorry. You don’t get the benefit of the doubt and saying, oh no, I never did that.
When there’s evidence to the contrary, you know what I’m saying? I’m sorry, Jax. You’re just not a believable witness. You’re not a believable person, especially saying all this stuff and us watching at home. We have to put ourselves in the timeframe of when this was filmed. We know when you were filming this, you were high as a kite.
You were still doing coke on a daily. And you had been what, 11, 12 years into doing your Coke? So I’m sorry. You don’t win any points, you get nothing. You’re not believable whatsoever during anything on season two. Like I guess we’re gonna see him go to rehab for 30 days and then see how he acts when he gets out.
And you know, his only way to win over the audience and the public is to. Be a different person when he gets out. We’ll see how he acts in front of the cameras, but again, I, I trust Brittany Cartwright more than I trust Jax Taylor. And what Brittany has said since he has gotten out makes it seem like nothing has changed in Jack’s world.
We saw a conversation between Brittany and Zach where Brittany admits the reason. That Jack’s blew up at her was because he saw on her iPad, her messages with Julian, their mutual friend, and she said, yeah, I sent him pictures of the girls, meaning her boobs and Jack’s flipped out. And then Zach was fully supportive and Zach said, Hey, you’re in your single mother phase.
You’re feeling yourself now. There’s nothing wrong with that. I mean, look. What is Brittany in her early or not her early, her late twenties. I mean, I, I, I know when people start dating in their late twenties, it’s, this is kind of what happens, you know? It’s not, she didn’t do anything wrong. It’s what people do.
Hell, people, older people do that. You know, it’s, it, it’s, it’s part of the courtship of two people, especially where it seems like Britney and this Julian guy. It seems like it was more of just two people, two adults having fun and hooking up, and there wasn’t a lot of seriousness there and they never really dated, and Brittany was just feeling herself and like, yeah, I’m a single woman for the first time in what, 10, 12 years?
And I’m free of jacks. I feel sexy. This is what I wanna do. And she did. But Zach just chiming in, Hey, this is what us as gays do, we send dick pics right away. This is how big my dick is. That’s like, so it was just kind of funny listening to that conversation. It then Britney’s shooting back with, I can’t believe he’s mad at me.
He’s literally parading around with girls who shake their tits for money. It was their exact quote that she said. And then later on we see the woman that Zach was with. Zach. I’m gonna mix up Zach and Jack’s a lot, if I already have, you know who I’m talking about. But we see later on in the episode, Brittany, talking about the fact that Jack’s had a woman over the previous night and she stayed there overnight and her son even said Daddy had a guest over and they were sleeping in the same bed.
So that’s probably not something your three-year-old son needs to see or hear at that age. But this is the woman that got, was part of the paparazzi pics. Remember we saw pictures of her this summer going into Jackson, her walking into his restaurant, and you were like, oh, okay. And we find out that she’s an OnlyFans girl and.
If you thought Britney had a giant chest, this girl put Britney to shame. Like it almost looks, it almost looks cartoonish. We saw the picture that the show that the show chose to show us of her, I’m forgetting her name. Her name is escaping me right now, but this is, it seems like Jax and Brittany were doing the same exact thing.
They were just hooking up. I don’t think Jax was getting serious with this woman, and I don’t think Brittany was getting serious with Julian. So again, Jack’s just, he clearly had major issues during this time of filming cocaine addiction. Major anger issues. You know, the storyline we got from Michelle and Jessie last night was they were going over their scheduling for their daughter, Isabella, and Michelle says that she’s tells Jessie, well, I’m hearing the girl that you’re seeing has admitted to other people that she’s not just having sex with you, she’s having sex with other people.
And Jesse’s like, what are you talking about? Where did you hear this? She’s like, Sheena. He’s like, I’ll call her right now. And Michelle’s like, fine. He calls Sheena. Sheena confirms it verbatim Jesse. She said she’s sleeping with somebody else and I can even tell you who it is. And she said, that guy from Baywatch.
And I’m like, wait a second. Bay watched the movie, bay watched the original show. What is she sleeping with? The Hoff? Who is she sleeping? Now I wanna know who it is ’cause it’s from the movie Zach Efron. Is it from the TV show? Is it the Hoff? David Charvet? Who? Bodhi the son. Hoy. What was his name? Bodie. Hoy.
I can’t even remember. Honestly. You know, Baywatch was right in my alley in terms of where I was in my life and when that show was popular, you would think I would love Baywatch. I think I’ve maybe seen three episodes of Baywatch from beginning to end in my life. I just never got into it. Call me weird. I just never did.
And I’m not saying like if you didn’t watch Baywatch, you were weird. I’m just saying. For where I was age-wise, and when that show was popular, it would’ve been, you would think someone like me who is attracted to, attracted, attractive women, you would think I would tune into that show. I didn’t, seemed like three episodes, but now I want to know who Jesse’s girlfriend is also hooking up with from Baywatch.
Someone please find me the answer to that. Something I noticed about Jax. Maybe some of you have noticed this in the first two episodes, all of his confessionals, whether he is sitting there on the couch and they’re doing ITMs, confessionals, whatever you wanna call them, he has a full hand tattoo on the back of his right hand.
It’s a full tattoo, but when this season was filming back in July slash August, he didn’t have that full hand tattoo. So you know a lot of these confessionals and ITMs, if you didn’t know already, they’re shot after the season, but. The tattoo on his hand is giving it away that he was not shooting these confessionals like at the end of the day, after having his argument with Brittany, these were, I, I can’t tell you the exact number of months or weeks, but this was definitely after the fact.
And all you gotta do is look at the tattoo on his hand and his confessionals. He does not have that tattoo on his hand during the season. And yes, we are two for two now this season in number of episodes where a vagina was mentioned, and that’s when Brittany had lunch. With Janet and Michelle and she said she went home and she went up to the bathroom and she saw a woman’s thong on the sink in the bathroom, and she said there was also a baby wipe next to it and she said, this woman must have wiped her vagina with a baby wipe of cruises.
So we’re two for two this season. I’m sure that won’t be the only reference we get. All the rest of the season two vaginas because these people are obsessed with talking about vaginas on this show. There’s a little bit more to get to, but that’s, that’s the main stuff of the episode that I, i, I wanted to cover.
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