Robby and Amanda
They went on a date to a street festival. Robby’s hair was better than Amanda’s. Robby had on guyliner. These two are laughable. The end.
Christen & All Her Men
Christen has had herself quite the trip on BIP. Started out coming in and going on a date with Matt, who ended up leaving because he was torn between her and Jasmine. Then Tickle comes in and asks her out. Then Jack is making moves on her without going on a date. Then Blake. Matt is long gone, so this episode was her trying to decide between Blake, Jack, and Tickle. All three had their shot with her at the cocktail party before the rose ceremony, and all three shoved their tongues down her throat. Blake’s was the most cringe worthy since he’d just delivered her a plate of scallops. I know he wanted a rose bad, but I don’t think I’d make out with someone that soon after they hoovered some fish. Call me crazy. Blake came in next and tongue wrestled her. Then Tickle. Christen has no shame. The lone virgin on the show is getting more action than anyone else there. Go figure.
Kristina & Raven Have a Spat
We’ve seen all season the love triangle between Dean, Kristina, and DLo. You knew this was going to be the main story all season from the day I posted the spoilers, and I definitely don’t think I oversold it. Dean made himself look like an ass this season, plain and simple. And you have everyone at home screaming at their TV’s at Kristina telling her she can do better than him, which she obviously can. But when you’re in the moment, obviously it was hard for her to see that because of the things Dean was telling and saying to her. Raven approached her to tell her essentially that Dean is playing her, but Kristina seemed to direct her attention more towards DLo and made excuses for Dean. Yeah, that’s not gonna work. DLo did nothing wrong in my eyes this season.
Of course everyone on there knows how Paradise works by now and someone that you might be into, who’s also into you, might go on other dates. Which is exactly what Dean did. There’s no “code” on this show for the most part. Dean strung them both along, had his cake and ate it too, and had each of them believing they were the one he wanted. He played it for as long as he could and got burned in the end. But now Dean tries to repair his image by constantly hanging out with some of Bachelor Nation’s finest and making sure everyone sees it on social media. Not to mention, every time those people post with him, they make sure to throw in what a great guy he is. His game is so transparent, it’s embarrassing.
At the rose ceremony, here was the breakdown:
Lacey gave her rose to Daniel
Taylor to Derek
Amanda to Robby
Raven to Adam
Dominique to Diggy
Jasmine to Tickle Monster
Christen to Jack
Kristina decided to leave and not give her rose out
DLo to Dean
And that’s where we leave off. Tonight, Jaimi King from Nick’s season comes in and goes on a date with Diggy. Also, the twins come in, no one goes out with them, so they tell everyone to f**k off and walk off the show. Those are the last entrants on the show, so we’ll see how it ends tonight and how far they get. Do we get to the final 3 couples going on their overnight dates? If so, then the taped finale will air Monday night and that’ll be the end. So no show next Tuesday? Or will tonight’s episode bleed into next Monday, and Monday night will start the two night finale. Not sure yet.
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