5 More Guys Confirmed for Andi’s Season, Yesterday’s Group Date, and “Reader Emails”

I’ve told you in the past I have dreams about this show. A lot. More than I should. Well last night was one of those nights and it couldn’t have been more bizarre or random. Me and Andi were hanging out at my sister’s house. I have no idea why, so don’t ask. Maybe she wanted to meet Olivia and Nicholas, I don’t know. But we were there. And we were waiting for a fax to arrive. This fax was her flight itinerary for her four hometown dates this season. So before any of you start taking what I say literally, just remember this was a dream where random sh** happens. Anyway, the fax arrives, and we see where she’s going and who’s getting hometowns. The four guys are: Josh (could happen), Craig Kimbrel the Braves closer (uhhhhh my fantasy baseball brain working overtime), and two guys whose names I don’t remember and who aren’t on this show, but one of them lived in Jackson Hole, WY and the other in Chicago. It was almost … Continue reading

“Reader Emails,” Tabloid Speculation & How You Can Be On an Episode of the Next “Bachelorette”

Ahhhh, we’re at that time of year again. The days leading up to the finale, the tabloids go crazy to get their final stories posted, and the speculation of what happens brings in all sorts of crazy rumors, wild innuendos, and basically a bunch of hot air. Tabloids have a story to tell. It’s why four months ago when I released the spoilers, none of them talk about it. They can’t. They’re job is to sell you stories throughout the season to keep you engaged and reading. They’re not gonna post a story in Week 1 of the show about how Juan Pablo is a playboy, womanizer, and doesn’t care about being the “Bachelor” for anything other than money. No, they focus on the early season girls. Then as the show goes on they focus on the girls who last longer. Then a week or two before the finale is where they ramp up the coverage on the ending and throw out a bunch of stuff to make you think something crazy happens. Everyone can … Continue reading