-The 1-on-1 date with Tyler is about the most insane thing I’ve ever seen. And here’s why. I’m not recapping it. There’s no point. I never learned one thing about the guy the whole date. All the date was was him reacting to something Hannah said. I don’t know what he does, what he likes, what he dislikes, what his relationship history is (although you can probably find some not-so-great stuff online), what he likes to eat, his favorite color, NOTHING. In the footage we saw, Hannah never asked him one single question. Now, maybe because they know what’s coming next week, they wanted to give this guy legit the worst first date edit we’ve ever seen. But I wrote down every single thing Tyler said in order on this date from the time the helicopter arrived either to Hannah sitting next to him, in an ITM, or in a voiceover. Prepare to be wow’ed I tell ya’.
“I’m here to find love with Hannah.”
“The fact that I have her all to myself today? Luckiest guy in the world.”
“(Sigh) That was really cool.”
“Wow, look at this.”
“Lets do it.”
“This is awesome.”
“I’m ready to sling some mud.”
“Lets do it.”
“Hannah’s incredible. She’s awesome. She’s real. She’s fearless.”
“She was going 100 mph I could barely keep up with her.”
“Thank you so much for allowing me to come with you.”
“So, when I got the 1-on-1, it was just like today, it was completely surreal. Pinch me. Like, is this really happening to me?”
“I’m kinda a little nervous.”
“You’re tellin me.”
“There’s a lot of pressure.”
“Yep.”
“If anybody’s worth it, it’s you. So I’m gonna try my best to be real and develop something real.”
“Yeah.”
“I know it’s a first date, but this just feels right. It’s really cheesy but it’s really true at the same time. This is how fairytales start.”
“I feel like the luckiest guy in the world.”
“This is absolutely beautiful.”
“Really?”
“That means the world to me, cuz I’ve been thinking about it all day and to hear your story about how the first half of your 1-on-1 went, you kinda came to the same realization, you just gotta be you and whatever happens happens and that made me feel great.”
“I’m not worried about being vulnerable or looking cool or whatever. That doesn’t matter.”
“Guys supposed to be strong, and cool, and collected, that’s no way to live. Life’s too short for that, so you just gotta reach out to who you care about be genuine.”
“That means the world to me cuz I feel the same way and that kinda leads me to like, ‘What do you want to do in this world, what are you lookin’ for in this life?”
“I’d love to hear about them.”
“I saw that today on the 4 wheeler. Definitely brave.”
“I mean what’s the point of all this if you can’t make the world a little bit better.”
“I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’m lucky to be here, lucky to get the 1-on-1, I’m lucky to hang out with you all day. I just feel like the luckiest guy in the universe right now.”
“Yeah.”
“Does that mean I get to hang out with you a little bit more?”
“Yeah, I’ll accept that one. Absolutely.”
“Thank you. Now I’m like really the luckiest guy in the world.”
“Hannah is awesome. She is everything you could ever want in a woman.”
“Lets do it.”
“Hannah..(spreading his arms apart)…anybody else. That’s all you can ask for.”
“You make me feel good.”
Yep, there it is. Everything Tyler said on this date. If there is a single person out there that can tell me one thing they learned about Tyler from that date, you are a better person than I am. And for those keeping score at home, that was:
“Lets do it” – 3 times
“Yeah” or “Yep” – 3 times
“Luckiest guy in the world” – 4 times
Riveting conversation I tell ya’. Can’t imagine why she wouldn’t just wanna have that guy’s babies right then and there. Holy smokes that was awful.
