Keeping in the circles of talking about dogs, you know how you see on TikTok or Instagram, you’ll see a video come up that says, I was today years old when I learned this. I see it on TikTok. I see it on Twitter all the time.
Maybe not so much on Instagram, but I come across a Twitter feed about this usually once or twice a week. I feel like I see something. And I saw one over the weekend on TikTok and I was like, Hey, wait. And I was experiencing it for the first time. I was like, oh, well I guess I was today years old when I found this out too.
It happened on Saturday or Sunday, I can’t remember which day, and I see this TikTok and it said I was today years old when I realized the pet store PetSmart is actually. PetSmart. Now, any of you who have a dog, you probably have shopped at some point or seen PetSmart at the store. Big Red and blue Letters.
P-E-T-S-M-A-R-T, and it’s all written as one word. It’s not PETS space, MART, but that’s what it is. Pets Mart. It’s where you go and buy stuff for your pet. Food, toys, whatever, treats, leashes, all that stuff. PetSmart has everything, but when you pronounce it, and I’ve always pronounced it, it’s PetSmart. And I guess in my head I always thought it was pet smart, which when you think about it, doesn’t really make sense for the name of a store.
I mean, okay, your pet is smart, so yeah, apparently I’m one of the dumb ones. That had no idea PetSmart was actually PetSmart.
So it shows you my intelligence level petmart, but I’m never gonna call it when I say, Hey, I’m going to PetSmart. I’m never gonna pronounce it like that. I’m saying I’m gonna to PetSmart. And that sounds like pet Smart. Okay, now I’m gonna read the most disturbing headline you’ll ever hear in your life and the story behind it.
Trigger warning, it has to do with sex. Double trigger warning. It has to do with unprotected sex with numerous men. Here is the headline on US Weekly yesterday, adult Content creator, Bonnie Blue, breaks record for having unprotected sex with about 400 men. N Oh boy. Alright, a press release. Said the previous record was allegedly 65 men achieved by Ariana Jolie in 2004.
Bonnie Blue, her event took plate at Lord’s Lord Davenport’s mansion. The same venue where she, her name is Tia Bellinger, by the way, in case you wanted to know Bonnie Blue’s non. Sex worker name broke a world record in January, 2025. This was obviously a big deal when she claimed to have slept with 1005, 1057 men in 12 hours.
Lily Phillips claimed to have beaten that when she slept with 1,113 men in the LA in 12 hours. Anyway, I have no idea who has the record. I don’t care. That’s not the point of the story. So some participants allegedly had to wait in line for up to. Upwards of seven hours on this past Saturday in order to participate in this world record event.
The story even says, thankfully, refreshments were provided. Oh, how nice. Here is her quote, NFSW. I was concerned. I drowned with the amount of fluids I had planned to consume and I did consume by the end of the day. I wanted the men who wanted to be a dad the most, with the strongest swimmers to get a fast pass to the front of the queue.
This event was actually scheduled earlier, but as she said, I had to postpone the event for one unapologetically blunt reason. It was the wrong time of the month. She then later shared she was on a breeding mission. And the date of her event was shifted to a line with her biological clock. So she basically said, boys, I’m sorry I delayed my last event, but that’s because I want to give you the opportunity to become a daddy.
So Saturday, February 7th is not only the perfect time, but the perfect opportunity for you to become a dad. I’ll leave out the next quote. ’cause again. I, I mean, I mean, this is where we are as a society that this, look, if she wants to do this, go ahead. But US Weekly is covering this as a front page story.
I, I, this woman had sex with over 400 men unprotected just so she could get pregnant, but wait a second. I, I, I’m, I’m gonna take this story at Face Value and say it’s all true. Let’s just say the exact number. 400 men rolled in there and did what they needed to do. And let’s say in, well, if you’re on the Laura Owens timeline, 10 days from now, Bonnie Blue says, Hey, I peed on a stick.
I’m pregnant. You know what I mean? Let’s just say at, at some point of this, Bonnie Blue is pregnant. She gets pregnant out of this, it almost seems unless she has fertility issues, which she claims she did with her ex-husband, whatever, let’s just say that this 400 men event got her pregnant. Well, and she’s saying, I purposely did this because I want to get pregnant.
I want one of you guys to be the father of my child. Well, doesn’t that mean all 400 men have to come back and take a DNA test? How did she know which one got her pregnant? She banged all of them in the same day. Like, what are we doing? Why is this a story? Where’s this world coming to?
I can’t believe it. Anyway, thank you all for listening. I really appreciate it. Follow me on Apple Podcast. Also, rate and review, but you gotta hit play. It’s the only way it counts is a download. Sports Daily coming up. In an hour from now. I’m so flustered right now. Anyway, thanks again for listening. I appreciate it.
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