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  • Floribama Shore

    “Floribama Shore” – Nell Kalter’s Episode 7 Recap

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    When last we met, Aimee had just figured out the correct fork to use to eat her entrée on Aimee Appreciation Day, Nilsa learned her barrel-chested-freedom-fighter-with-the-worst-style-in-this-or-any-alternate-hemisphere would like to sleep with her again, Jeremiah and Gus ascertained how messy it could be competing for a woman’s affections when there’s a fifth of alcohol shooting through her bloodstream and a camera aimed at her face, and I had just excavated my latent – but still quite vivid – nightmares starring the poo-guzzling creature from Human Centipede. But then Christmas came, and God bless our temporary President, because apparently we have all finally been given permission again to say those two special words after some Democrat (whose name undoubtedly rhymes with “Shmillary Flinton”) officially prohibited such a … Continue reading

  • Bachelor Arie Spoilers

    (EXCLUSIVE): Your First 3 Episode-by-Episode Spoilers & Some Winter Games Pics

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    I know the first thing on everyone’s mind is what I addressed in Thursday’s column and podcast. I can tell you as of now, I have no new news to report. I’m sure you might think that’s a good thing, and it is – at least temporarily. Like I said on Thursday, I fully expect that something is coming. I just have no idea when. Could happen today. Could happen in a week, a month, two months, etc. I just don’t know. And that’s what sucks. Hell, I’d just rather get it over with and start tackling it head on then be under this constant thought of, “Is it coming today?” Again, I’m not going to be intimidated and I’m going to fight for my … Continue reading

  • Floribama Shore

    “Floribama Shore” – Nell Kalter’s Episode 3 Recap

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    The news that broke this week was staggering. And no, I’m not talking about how we learned Matt Lauer’s desk at NBC was outfitted with a nifty little locking device so just a mere flick of his wrist was all that was needed to keep young women from fleeing out the door and away from what should have been a safe work environment. I’m also not talking about how the President tweeted some hideously racist videos that earned him the immediate praise of David Duke. All of that was surprising – well, sort of – but the really stunning news came from MTV when they revealed the original stars of Jersey Shore would soon be crawling back to our airwaves in a brand new series … Continue reading

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