“Reader Emails,” “Dr. Reality Steve,” & Your “Bachelor in Paradise” Spoilers

The magic of WiFi. Currently on a flight headed to CA for the weekend and finishing up today’s column. Wanted to wish a Happy 10th Birthday to my niece Olivia today. I cannot believe she’s 10. That’s is ridiculous, it’s insane, and just wrong on so many levels. She’s now closer to graduating high school than she was to being born. If that made any sense whatsoever. It did in my head. So to commemorate today’s birthday, she will be joining me on the live video chat tonight at 9:00pm EST/6:00pm PST for the last 15 minutes. We’ll decide if Nicholas is fit enough to come on tonight. We all remember what happened last time as he was on a sugar high and showing everyone his gum. I’ll try and keep him away from all sugars before the show starts. Won’t be easy. And oh yeah, Olivia’s friend might be there too since we’ll be having a BBQ at my sister’s house tonight for her birthday. Should be interesting. See you then.

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“Reader Emails,” “Dr. Reality Steve,” and Courtney’s Book

Apparently reading an excerpt from Courtney’s book last week during the live video chat was a real hit. A lot of you have asked for a reading once a week, so I’ll oblige. Tonight, in the first 10 minutes of the show, I want all of you to get in your pajamas, gather around the fireplace, and let old Uncle Reality Steve read you a bedtime story about how a young Courtney Robertson first started to touch herself. It’s quite exhilarating. Courtney’s book came out on Tuesday, and at least 5 of you have already emailed me saying you purchased it, are already done reading, and loved it. I told you. If you’re looking for “Eat, Pray, Love,” it’s not the book for you. But if you’re a die hard fan of this franchise who watches with regularity, you will enjoy reading it. Go purchase it here if you haven’t already. Definitely gonna have to read an excerpt tonight since next Thursday, I’m in CA and it’s actually Olivia’s birthday that day. Probably … Continue reading