Bachelor in Paradise 5

“Bachelor in Paradise” – Episode 4 Recap, Adopting a New Dog, & Epsiode #4 of the “He Said, She Said” Podcast with Ashley Spivey

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Kenny & All His Women

While Tia & Colton storyline gets all the attention, slowly but surely, Kenny just gets with every other woman available. I mean, before the rose ceremony last night, there were 12 women left and Kenny had already made out with 33.3% of them. I’d say that’s higher than anyone else out there. He first started out with Krystal. Once she essentially friend zoned him, it looked like Kenny may have been out of options. Oh no. Not the Pretty Boy Pit Bull Kenny King. Once Colton told an arriving Jacqueline that going on a date with her would probably be a big no-no, Jacqueline asked Kenny and he accepted. That date went swell as they made out and seemed to have a good time together.

However, before that date occurred we basically saw footage of Annaliese telling us she was really into Kenny and could see it with him and she liked where their relationship was headed. Enter Jacqueline because that’s what they do on this show, and now it’s the second guy, temporarily, that has passed over Annaliese once Jordan ghosted her upon Jenna’s arrival. Once Kenny and Jacqueline returned from their date, Annaliese knew she had to strike quick, so she had set up some palette tasting to get Kenny in the mood. She admits she’s not very forward with guys but knows she has to step up her game, says she enjoys all the time she spends with him, and before you know it, Kenny is making out with her. So he’s 2-for-2 that night and not one person is batting an eye and calling him out. Nor should they. He never pulled a Chris with Jacqueline. He didn’t promise her anything. He didn’t say he was there for her. They went on a date, had fun, and now he’s having fun with someone else. Hey Chris, you should probably take lessons from Kenny on how to play it with multiple women. Right now, he’s AJ Styles and you’re Curt Hawkins.

If you thought Kenny was done there and it was Annaliese vs Jacqueline, you’d be mistaken. You see, with 8 guys giving out roses tonight and 12 women still there, 4 are going home. I know. I get my math skills from Chris Harrison. How you like that? Anyway, Bibiana has basically been narrating this season and yet hasn’t been on a date or seemed like any guys were into her. Knowing she could be on her last legs, she has a sit down with Kenny before the rose ceremony and they have a good talk. And he makes out with her at the end to give us some hesitation as to who he’s giving his rose to at the rose ceremony. Jacqueline? Annaliese? Bibiana? Some other girl that we don’t know about? Kenny is the face that runs the place right now. All eyes are on him since everyone pretty much knows who’s getting roses at the next ceremony. Not much suspense until it’s Kenny’s decision.

Jordan, Jenna, & David

It’s really bizarre watching this triangle because we saw at the last rose ceremony Chelsea give her rose to David. Then David gave his rose to Chelsea last night, yet, we’ve seen zero interaction between the two and we’ve only seen David hitting on Jenna to get under Jordan’s skin. Which it clearly does since he acts like a 4 year old once he saw Jenna receive a giant stuffed teddy bear from David and he threw it in the water. Like, it’s kinda hard to take any of this seriously since we know David didn’t go into the city, buy a bear and bring it back. It’s all a producer set up, they knew exactly the response it would elicit, and it’s impossible to take David seriously at this point when we know he’s just doing things for TV sake.

Jordan on the other hand, while it may seem like David is out there playing games and doing what producers tell him, the desired effect they’re looking for is something they’re nailing. Like, did you actually take the time to analyze how ridiculous Jordan acted last night? A guy that he knows is purposely doing things to press his buttons, and he flys off the handle by throwing a stuffed animal in the water. Like does he think Jenna will see that as a sign of protecting his woman? Regardless of how stupid David’s gesture was, Jordan’s reaction couldn’t have been more childish and immature, then yet again, he lashes out at others for his behavior. He doesn’t get it. People laughed at it, he went off on Chelsea and Jubilee because they didn’t have the connection he did with someone – all over a f***ing stuffed dog? Of course telling Jordan he was in the wrong is something he never wants to hear, even though Annaliese was completely in the right. He eventually apologizes for what he did, but the point being with Jordan is that he initially thought he WAS in the right to act that way. And even when first approached, he still didn’t buy that he needed to apologize to the other women. That’s basically Jordan in a nutshell.

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  1. jlal

    August 21, 2018 at 10:58 AM

    Jordan’s outfit perfectly matched his actions – infantile. Jordan is so insecure, which I’ve said before it was just really, really apparent last night. Jenna should run for the hills, his actions were a major red flag.

    Annaliese should have DESPERATE tattooed on her forehead.

    Sorry to see Bibi go, I like her.

    Colton is a hot mess and Tia isn’t far behind.

    Chris is a creep.

    Kenny is killing me; Dude is way enjoying his time in BIP!

    David still needs to just go.

  2. adelina

    August 21, 2018 at 1:06 PM

    My problem with the show this season is the women are really being portrayed and actually saying such desperate things about wanting to be engaged. Like really sis, you actually came on this show thinking if all goes well, I’ll walk away with an engagement ring? It’s a sad portrayal and makes me sad for them.

    Jordan was likable for a moment (as funny commentary) but not after last night. He’s a douche and his Nazi haircut and big ol’ butt are not a good look for a model. Kenny doesn’t impress me. Grocery Joe clearly has no personality since they never show him. David is the guy in high school that always sucked up to the teacher. Chris is just gross. Venmo John – sorry……boring!!!

  3. clcarn

    August 21, 2018 at 3:02 PM

    Okay am I crazy or did I not see Bibiana on a bed with the New Zealand guy in previews!?

  4. joanne

    August 21, 2018 at 3:36 PM

    I have found the season so far to be very boring, and it seems even more scripted than usual. And a few of the people I liked are already gone, Bibi, Jacqueline and Wills.

  5. GoingBlonde

    August 21, 2018 at 4:51 PM

    OMG! This show is pathetic! The men are players and douche bags. The women are just so freaking desperate to be part of the next super couple that they will take anything with a dick that gives them any attention whatsoever. They appear to have no standards other than a dick and attention. Nothing more. Annalise will clearly get engaged to just anyone who’s willing.

  6. ctrealitygirl

    August 22, 2018 at 6:51 AM

    I so agree with all of you! And last night I was SO disappointed in Kendall, running off with Leo and hurting Grocery Store Joe. She was one of the only non-desperate women in Paradise. Wonder how she (and all the women who ogled him last night) are feeling after the recent accusations against Leo. Are they spiking the drinks with special “kool-aid” ???? All the women seemed to have lost their minds! And, none of the men are impressing me either.

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