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Are You the One?

  • Are You the One?

    “Are You the One?” – Nell Kalter’s Episode 5 Recap

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    There are those collective anxiety dreams a ton of us share. You know the ones I’m talking about, right? The nocturnal miseries I tend to experience on repeat are of having to run but not being able to move or searching for a classroom to go take some test I didn’t study for in a class I’ve cut for an entire semester. I’ve only had the delightful whoops-I-just-showed-up-in-public-naked dream once, but I do often awake knowing I’ve just been tormented through a final REM cycle because Dream Me ran into one or three of my exes when I was least expecting it – and when my hair looked like sh*t. Well, MTV has decided to take that last night terror and make it real on … Continue reading

  • Are You the One?

    “Are You the One?” – Nell Kalter’s Episode 4 Recap

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    I realize, of course, that very few people are drawn to Are You the One? because of the mathematical strategies that must be employed for twenty-two people to have a shot at splitting a million dollars, but for those who are interested, the statistics at this point are as follows:

    • 3 beams of light were nabbed in 2 consecutive ceremonies.

    • 0 matches were made from 2 sojourns into the Truth Booth.

    • 1 guy received head from Kenya during a luau.

    • 1 girl named Lauren has received approximately 36 seconds of screen time.

    • 7 blowups have gone down courtesy of Bria and 4 of them required she be physically restrained.

    • And the number of women still convinced something real and … Continue reading

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    “Are You the One?” – Nell Kalter’s Episode 3 Recap

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    A sweet reader of my recaps remarked last week that Bria’s crazed behavior — you know, the kind she exhibited each of the five times she flew into a rage during the premiere episode because a guy she’d known for all of forty-eight hours was speaking with other girls during a DATING SHOW — would lead to producers tossing her from the villa for good. There’s a true sense of logic behind that kind of rational mindset, but my response was that I guessed that not only would Bria never be thrown off this show, but she would instead become the newest face of MTV and eventually appear on every single one of the network’s shows. The girl has chosen to present herself as an … Continue reading

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