“Reader Emails,” “Dr. Reality Steve,” & Next “Bachelor” Talk, and Holy Crap, US Weekly Credited Me For Something

Can someone help me out here? Are women across America going to be able to function like normal human beings today now that the first “50 Shades of Grey” trailer has been released? Are all the sexually frustrated, bored housewives out there now in full freak out mode that their mommy porn movie is officially starting to come to life? This is a big day for them you know. They are a different breed. Kinda like the Star Wars nerds getting a hard on when JJ Abrams tweets a picture of the Millennium Falcon from the set of the new movie, I feel like there’s the same reaction happening today seeing clips of this movie. Then again, if your life revolves around the release of a movie 6 months away, there probably isn’t much hope for you to begin with. I’ve never read any of the three books, nor do I plan to. But has any man? Ever? What guy would read fantasy porn? I mean maybe there are some freaks out there with wild … Continue reading

“Reader Emails,” “Dr. Reality Steve,” & Live Video Chat Tonight at 9:00pm EST/6:00pm PST

Yes, we will be back with another live video chat at 9:00pm EST/6:00pm PST tonight, but I won’t be happy about it. Why? Because we’ll be on during the exact time “Dating Naked” premieres on VH1. Of course I will be recording it and watching it afterwards, but damn, whose brilliant idea was this. Just another dating show where strangers meet except when they first see each other they’re both naked. No, not just topless. Naked. Fully Monty. The whole sha-bang. I mean, it’s not like any of us haven’t gotten naked on a first date before, but, right when you meet them? How incredibly awkward. And now it’s a TV show. Of course it is. Hell, I’m surprised it even took some network this long to televise something like this. There’s enough crap on TV in recent years that no one thought of doing this sooner? Whatever the case, I’ll be tuning in and setting it to a Season Pass on my DVR. Unbelievable. You have to have some serious balls to appear on … Continue reading