-It’s the Moulin Rouge group date. The 6 girls all freaked out that they were on the Moulin Rouge date, but being a heterosexual male, I had no idea what the importance of this was. I mean, I remember the song where Christina Aguilera sang the song from the “Moulin Rouge” movie, but I guess that’s supposed to be important or something. Whatevs. Sports. Ain’t got no time for that French stuff. Everyone else did though. They freaked and squealed like they do anytime they’re told to do anything. They squealed the same as checking into a cabin in Lake Tahoe than they did arriving at Moulin Rouge. Safe to say these girls aren’t very hard to please. I think you could show them any male body that wasn’t Arie right now and they’d probably squeal just the same.
-Basically the girls have to get dressed up in outfits and learn dance moves. Then whoever Arie chooses for the group date rose will get to perform in the show with him. Yet, his choice of who gets the rose he specifically says has nothing to do with how they did at rehearsals. Great. Then what was the point of it? Well, other than showing us that Tia has two left feet when it comes to dancing, Seinne used to be a dancer, and Bekah has perma smile going on. Oh, and once the costumes were on, Becca channeled her inner Star Wars prequels:
Becca or Queen Amidala? pic.twitter.com/bKdUtgc76z
— RealitySteve (@RealitySteve) February 6, 2018
The ironic thing is, at the end of all this, in Becca’s eyes Arie probably is Annakin Skywalker.
-At the after party, we see Arie’s alone time with three of the six girls: Tia, Bekah, and Seinne. Tia went up first and stated that her feelings are becoming more real as they get down to fewer girls. Arie: “I feel something real and special about us.” Yeah, but you say that to all of them. I think Tia’s potty mouth is keeping her in the game. Have we ever heard a female contestant curse as much as Tia has this season? I can’t remember anyone in recent memory. The good thing is, if for whatever reason Becca doesn’t end up as the “Bachelorette,” Tia is almost a shoe-in. I think they would absolutely choose her over Kendall. Kendall is almost too intellectual and introspective to be the lead. Not to mention do they really want someone in that role who’s never been in a relationship longer than 10 months? Wouldn’t be believable. Tia absolutely I could see as the “Bachelorette.” Here’s the bad news: I think Becca won’t turn it down. No worries, it’s not like Tia is going anywhere. She’ll be first cast, first day on Paradise this summer, no doubt. And maybe she’ll find her Adam.
-Arie & Bekah’s creepy relationship was up next. It’s like he always knew the amount of sh** he would take if he ever introduced this girl to his parents. Or met her family. So he carried her along juuuuuuust enough to where he could make out with her at every chance he could get, then let her go right before any of the major stuff happened and, you know, feelings got involved. Bekah tells him she’s not a jealous person, but seeing him get in the boat with Lauren the day before, she really got a little jealous. You know, cuz like, it totally reminded her of that time at the winter formal, where her best friend like totally made eyes at her date, and she had to go over to her the next week in the cafeteria and tell her off, all while wearing her man’s letterman’s jacket. That’s how Bekah rolls yo’. I think Bekah telling Arie that she was a little jealous made him want to tongue her that much more, which is basically what he did. So whatever she did worked, for sure. Then again, it’s possible you could’ve put a sex doll next to Arie and he would’ve found a way to violate it.
-Seinne had the last talk we saw with him and he asked her, “You know some French?” Seinne said something in French not really quite grasping the fact that that wasn’t the French Arie was interested in with her. He was more into the French thing where, you know, the guy gives you mouth to mouth all while messing up your hair. He frankly doesn’t want to hear some sentence you learned in French I your freshman year of high school. Arie wants dat tongue and he wants it now. The fact they even showed Seinne on this date was surprising, but yet, not all that crazy because I guess they need to set up her exit next week. Since Tahoe she’s been a ghost, so I guess they need to justify exactly what the reasoning is she made it to right before hometowns. She’s much too intelligent for him anyway. Bekah got the group date rose, they performed in front of an audience, and I have no idea how anyone who was there that night thought Arie’s lip syncing was believable. I would’ve asked for a refund.
jlal
February 6, 2018 at 9:23 AM
So happy Arie kicked Krystal to the curb. In past seasons it seems the lead always buys the crap the bad girl is selling. Or, at least the producers make them keep them for drams’s sake. Krystal is very shallow and cracked me up saying how she was a strong woman, etc. Strong women don’t have to tear others down to build themselves up. Strong woman don’t have to manipulate people to get their way. I pity any guy who does end up with her, because she is going to be very emotionally high-maintenance.
Agree with RS that Tia would make a great bachelorette. I think Becca will be boring, but in her defense I haven’t seen much of her. The other Bekah seems to be one of the most secure and mature on the show, despite her young age. She also has this Audrey Hepburn vibe that is adorable. She even fit in with the French style of dressing.
jfonteno
February 6, 2018 at 9:30 AM
Also wanted to point out you can clearly see Becca’s cross tattoo on her left hand during the rose ceremony, and they show a clip of a woman with brown hair crying with a gold engagement ring on her finger and a cross tattoo on her left hand. It’s clearly Becca. With that clip they completely confirmed everything you’ve said; Arie and Becca got engaged, and then he left her. Also, that clip of Lauren talking to a producer after the rose ceremony seems like a set up for her too.
adelina
February 6, 2018 at 9:40 AM
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Arie talking about his former girlfriend who had a miscarriage. Doesn’t seem like a violation of her privacy since we have no idea who she is….well, no idea until Steve mentioned her name in this column.
Call me rude and shallow, but I just don’t see the appeal of Becca for Bachelorette. Yes she has a sympathetic back story, but based on a less than engaging personality being shown, I personally find her unattractive. I don’t think there’s ever been a lead who wasn’t mainstream attractive (maybe minus Ben Flajnik). Maybe she just isn’t my taste, but I find very few people unattractive, but I definitely find her unattractive.
Shoot me, I’m shallow.
hellosteve
February 6, 2018 at 9:41 AM
Page 2, first paragraph talking about the cities to fall in love and his probable convo with CH. I’m dying. ??? You crack me up! Thanks for the funny commentary!
Also, I love Kendal! I want befriend her. She’s so chill and level headed and not normal but in a good way. I don’t know why she’s on this show.
hellosteve
February 6, 2018 at 9:43 AM
Those ??? Were emojis that didn’t show up. Lea red something new about WordPress comment restrictions!
caj3587
February 6, 2018 at 9:54 AM
I personally think Becca is beautiful. I guess beauty is an the eye of the beholder. We will see her pretty much a straight month from now to finale, so that’ll give us plenty of time to see her personality and build up her “Bachelorette” narrative.
slamwright
February 6, 2018 at 10:24 AM
Her cross tattoo is on her right hand.
rob22
February 6, 2018 at 10:43 AM
I think Becca is plenty attractive. And her personality is engaging, so she’ll be a good Bachelorette. Like I said at the beginning of this season, this season has more attractive women than normal. Some real stunners. Maybe Becca is on the lower end for this season, but it’s a very high bar that she’s up against.
rob22
February 6, 2018 at 10:53 AM
I’m a little tired of hearing about “edits”. Sure, the ITMs can easily be manipulated. The person could be talking about one thing & have their words applied to something else. They could be franken-byted. They can also be goaded into saying things that, out of context, appear to be mean spirited. But the actual interactions within the show with the people in the house tell the story. Krstal comes across as mean spirited, abrupt, rude, self-absorbed, not self-aware, delusional & many other unflattering ways. Sure, it’s a tough spot to be in when the house turns against you & everyone starts attacking you. But some of the “villains”, though they get defensive, don’t really come across as mean spirited. Krystal really comes across as a terrible person when she’s interacting with the girls and even some of the (pretty transparent) manipulations she tries with Arie. If she’s smart, she’ll try to distance herself from that behavior, and if she’s able to project a more flattering persona, she can regain some dignity. But, from what I’ve seen, I think she’s more of a Corrinne than she is a Michelle Money. I think what we’re seeing with Krystal reflects who she is. I don’t think it’s the edit. I don’t see here coming across well in WTA. I think she’ll make excuses, blame others and offer some sort of weak non-apology… i.e. I’m sorry if you were offended, but…. blah, blah, blah rationalization. That’s what I expect to see.
ctrealitygirl
February 6, 2018 at 11:44 AM
I agree with rob22 that Becca is attractive, in fact I think she is one of the prettier women in the group, mostly because she has such a natural look. Unfortunately, it’s hard to assess whether she has the right personality for Bachelorette as she is not getting much air time…reminds me of Sean Lowe’s season where he picks Catherine even though the viewers never got to see their relationship developing. I don’t think she’d be a bad lead but in my opinion, Tia would be much more fun/interesting to watch, and she definitely has the looks. And Lauren B is a clone of Ben Higgins’ Lauren B – both in looks and personality! I don’t get how Arie could come to be so gaga about her that he’d dump Becca for her. And, based on the date they aired last night, I don’t understand her getting a 2nd one-on-one in the next episode. The girl is BORING!!! I simply don’t see Arie ending up with dead-head like that. Am I missing something??
rob22
February 6, 2018 at 12:33 PM
I can see Arie’s attraction to Lauren B. Well, he’s probably boiled it down to looks and how good she is in the sack, but bear with me. I could see someone outgoing like Arie being attracted to someone a little different than himself. It often works that way. So Lauren being a little boring and a little restrained emotionally probably isn’t a bad fit for Arie. I’m not saying they’ll last more than a minute. Just that it does make some sense. Not all guys are looking for the outgoing party girl. We need balance and we often try to get it from our partner. One might argue that Arie needs balance, given his f-boy history.
sarahe
February 6, 2018 at 12:57 PM
I thought it was reported recently that Nick Viall and January Jones are dating? At least casually…January confirmed it in recent interviews, so I’m not sure why everyone is jumping all over any photos of him with another girl.
deedledee
February 6, 2018 at 4:11 PM
What was funny about Krystal too was how she tried hard not to seem upset and then she switched and tried to cry to show some emotion. Fascinating to watch! I actually know a girl a lot like her, really thinks she’s the greatest but struggles to have any self-awareness. I’m sure her producer really feels like they struck tv gold!
Also, I am team Tia for Bachelorette. She seems to have the presence and looks to carry the show. Becca is cute enough, but kinda blah in her edit thus far. Hopefully she comes across as much more effervescent in these last few episodes. I do feel bad for her though!! How embarrassing and heartbreaking.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:16 PM
Krystal is just unstable and that voice! Why on earth would she think that voice is sexy? I’ve never disliked a contestant as much as I dislike her. She reminds me of a mean girl from high school. I couldn’t stand looking at her face.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:18 PM
I think Becca is pretty in a natural way but she just seems to boring to be the bachelorette. Now Tia would be fun to watch. I would be crushed that he didn’t pick Tia if I actually liked Aria but she can do better. I don’t know if I’ll watch if they pick Becca. Oh who am I kidding. I’ll watch.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:20 PM
Becca dodged a bullet. I actually feel sorry for Lauren. She’s beautiful and young and she had no idea what she’s getting herself into with Arie. It won’t last. It rarely does.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:22 PM
I love Kendall and I also want to be her friend. I’m old but Kendall probably wouldn’t care. She’d still be my friend. Lol
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:24 PM
I think she’s pretty but it’s in a natural way. She’s not glamorous and your right we just haven’t seen much of her personality. I just really like Tia because she’s hilarious.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:26 PM
So I went back and forth on whether I wanted to come on here and find out how the last woman standing was and I couldn’t help myself. Love your page Steve. Now I have to try and keep my mouth shut so I don’t ruin it for people on the Facebook page I belong to.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:32 PM
Krystal is 1000x’s worse than Corrine, Michelle Money or that one chick (I can’t remember her name but her husband died and she said it was a great story). Krystal is just down right mean, condescending and hateful. Yes there is editing but I didn’t see one single moment where Krystal showed any goodness. I understand she had a rough upbringing but so do a lot of people but they don’t act like her. She wasn’t there for love. She was there for TV and to WIN.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:36 PM
I think Lauren is beautiful. It seems like the cameras and the whole process makes her uncomfortable. She probably didn’t realize what it was going to be like and the big personalities are getting all the airtime like Krystal, Bekah and Tia because it makes better TV. Personally I think Lauren is too good for Ari.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 4:42 PM
I agree. Krystal was like a train wreck. I wanted to look away from her ugliness but I couldn’t. She didn’t give a crap about Ari. She was there to promote herself. I really liked Becca in the beginning but the way they edited her was boring. I feel bad for what happened to her but I feel she dodged a bullet. Now I feel sorry for Lauren. She’s going to put her trust in Ari and get burned again. She seems like she genuinely cares for him. TEAM TIA FOR BACHLORETTE.
jlal
February 6, 2018 at 5:23 PM
I agree with adenine that it was not bad of Arie to about losing his baby and getting dumped. It is his story too.
shanna429
February 6, 2018 at 5:59 PM
It’s not like he mentioned her name and told her everything. I don’t see anything wrong with it.
justa_viewer
February 6, 2018 at 6:14 PM
RE: Arie’s ex having lost the baby
What bugged me about that story was that Arie was using it to show Lauren that, like Lauren, he had had a relationship where he was left with trust issues. Because, see, he had been living with this woman for over 2 years (during which time his being away from home so much, due to racing, apparently became a bone of contention, and so he had cut back on the racing somewhat). Then, she became pregnant with their child, but while he was away (well, it was a busy time of year on the racing circuit, what are you going to do?), she lost the baby. She called to tell him, and then she told him she would not be there when he got back.
So Arie is telling this to Lauren to show that he understands how she feels about getting close to someone only to have that trust betrayed. Because his ex leaving him was a shock to him, too.
The thing is…I think he was spinning what happened to make himself look like he was the major victim. Whereas in my mind, I could not help thinking that he was more likely the major “betrayer” in the relationship. Like, when his ex lost the baby, maybe she finally had an epiphany that he could never be counted on to be there when she really needed him most. And with that awful realization, maybe that’s when she decided to call it quits.
Obviously, I don’t know the real story, so that’s just speculation. Whatever–I’m just saying that Arie’s telling of the story, with him as the featured victim, did not sit well with me. YMMV
jlal
February 7, 2018 at 4:15 AM
justa_viewer, I hear what you’re saying, but have a problem with you speculating about what really happened. Why didn’t you doubt Lauren’s story too? Everyone tells a story from their perspective. Arie finding out they lost their baby and getting dumped in the same call was brutal. Nobody deserves that and anyone would be hurt. Arie seems like a nice guy. I don’t have an issue with him playing the field. He is a good looking, single guy, who was in a business where the opportunities were plenty. That was his relationship, his baby, and his story to tell. RS is wrong to criticize him, and I think the judgement is just everyone being hyper critical of Arie.
rob22
February 7, 2018 at 7:28 AM
I have to say after watching the full episode, that Jacqueline is stunningly beautiful & intelligent. She might be my favorite contestant ever. I know that she has a lot of career plans that will take her years to complete. Therefore, she would not likely be in the running for The Bachelorette. But, I really am hoping for an upset. More Jacqueline!!
st7282
February 7, 2018 at 1:22 PM
In the clips at the end of the show last night, specifically the one that showed Arie sitting on the couch while offscreen crying was heard, did anyone else think he looked completely unmoved by the crying he was listening to? I didn’t notice that he was fiddling with a ring but just watching it I thought, boy whoever is sobbing is wasting some tears on this guy since he could give a crap….
Also I agree with rob22, Jacqueline is drop dead gorgeous – and smart. I’m glad she takes herself out and doesn’t wait for douchebag Arie to let her go.
sarahe
February 8, 2018 at 8:51 AM
Krystal may be awful, but she’s great television. I hope she’s on Paradise.
Everyone saying Becca is ugly and boring: I disagree. While we haven’t seen much of her since her one on one, I think she comes across as down to earth, relaxed, and low key. She doesn’t have Kendall’s quirkiness or Tia’s potty mouth, but I still find something compelling about her. That being said, I don’t think she’d be a good lead for this show, because I almost feel like that requires a bigger personality, like a Tia.
I also am a huge Jacqueline fan. I always love contestants who are genuinely intelligent and interesting. She reminds me of Sharleen in that way. She has things going on outside of this show and will choose to take herself out because Arie does not fit in to what she wants for herself, similar to how Sharleen did on JPs season.
atleast4characters
February 10, 2018 at 11:01 AM
The potty mouth award must go to Vintaea from season 4 of Bachelor AU. For some reason, “sh*t” doesn’t get bleeped in Aussieland (and plenty of the contestants utter it on the show), but Vintaea said plenty of bleeped content, even right out of the limo, enough to wear out the bleep button. Fortunately she excused herself from the show during the first rose ceremony.
Personally, I think Bach AU is a better version of the show (for many reasons, but I won’t enumerate them here), and since I wait until an entire season is (freely) available online at tenplay before I watch, spoilers are irrelevant (I don’t, but obviously I could always watch the finale first).