-Lets just jump straight into the dates in Vietnam since the beginning of the episode was just a conclusion to last week, and you knew he was eliminating both Onyeka and Nicole. Nothing interesting of note happened. We get a shot of Colton on the beach doing one of his video blogs, but again, it’s clear he’s not doing a selfie video because both of his arms are hanging straight down. All they’re doing is putting a camera right up to his face and he’s talking. He tells us he just went for a morning job and getting ready for dates in Vietnam. Wonderful. Thanks for letting us know. Next time, also fill us in on when you take a leak next too. Would be as helpful as these videos. A shot inside the resort with the women have Demi leading the lady group chat saying, “Who hasn’t had a 1-on-1?” Again, something that anyone who passed remedial math could figure out. But because they needed to remind the audience who hadn’t had one to build this week’s tension, Demi gets the lead role in this part to head up the fake conversation.
-Hannah G. gets the 1-on-1 and these two go for a facial and massage and…dry humping each other. Was that part of the package that day? Because this date is awfully similar to last week’s date with Cassie. We learn nothing about them, they have zero meaningful conversation, and they go jean jammin’ with each other without the jeans. Like, we get it. They have a physical connection, but zero else at this point. Not to mention, we don’t know a thing about Hannah G. personally either. What makes her tick? What are her goals in life? Any relationships in the past? What food does she eat? How close of friends is she with Hannah B. considering they both competed in Miss Alabama USA 2017 together? So many questions, and zero answers. Not surprising in the least.
-All while they show Hannah G. and Colton’s purely physical relationship, we get a clip back at the resort of Caelynn talking to Cassie and saying aloud that “she’s relied on her beauty for much of her life,” and “are there layers and depths to her that we’re missing.” Ok, that was completely out of left field, but obviously shown for a reason. My issue with it is can you imagine if Onyeka uttered that exact same sentiment about Hannah G.? She would’ve been crucified on social media last night. Yes, some people certainly felt it was the pot calling the kettle black since Caelynn is a pageant girl herself, so just the statement itself is kinda ridiculous when you think about it because you can think the exact same way about Caelynn. But lets face it, Caelynn won’t get nearly the heat for saying it as someone else would’ve because people seem to think if you’re attacking a sexual assault survivor, then you’re an a**hole. No, they are two separate things. Caelynn’s college sexual assault has nothing to do with the statement she made on television last night. Saying that about Hannah G. seemed a bit uncalled for and totally out of place. But because it seems like Caelynn is being protected a bit, I don’t think she’ll get nearly the heat that an Onyeka or even a Demi would get if they said it.
That’s all.
-Hannah G. and Colton then head to the dinner portion of their date and, holy sh*t! They have a conversation! So we find out that Hannah G’s parents are divorced and her dad drove over the lawn or something. I missed that, buuuuuut yeah, she wasn’t happy they got divorced and Colton said neither was he when his parents got divorced and always tried to block out the conversation when it came up. So six episodes into the show, we know two things about Colton and Hannah G.:
1) They like to make out and rub up against each other like 8th graders
2) They come from divorced parents
Yep. That’s all I got for ya’. If anyone else can tell me one other thing about these two together, you are a better person than me.
