-There will be no cocktail party today, and that’s because there hasn’t been enough bikini shots this season, so we’re going to have a pool party. Yippppeeeeeee!!!!! Demi is making sure she is there first to oil up Colton and Colton obliges. Then he does a cannonball into the pool since it’s really the only way he can the women wet. Since Hannah G. didn’t get a date this week, she’s a tad nervous about her standing, but that could just be an insecurity because everybody else at home watching knows she’s a front runner. He said he didn’t give her a date because he’s confident in what they have and, for the second time, these two kiss and it’s incredibly awkward. I don’t know if she’s being caught off guard or she’s just not into it or what, but go back and watch these two kiss and tell me there isn’t some major indecisiveness going on there. Then again, I mean, look who we’re dealing with here. The guy who’s had one serious relationship in his life and is a 26 year old virgin. His game isn’t necessarily that of Brad Pitt.
-For someone who’s never kissed a guy and is also a virgin, Heather sure seems to be quite the sh** stirrer. This is twice now we’ve seen her talking to Hannah B. and specifically telling her she needs to tell Colton how she feels about Caelynn. God, are women that easily duped on this show just because a producer buddies up to them? You realize Heather that by the time next season rolls around, that producer who texts you and tells you you’re their favorite won’t even have time to return your text. Don’t believe me? Ask around. Happens every season. So she’s sitting in the back egging Hannah B. on again talking about Caelynn. Hannah B. then tells us there’s a beautiful monster inside of her and sometimes it needs to be let out.” This is a horrible look for Hannah B., yet another woman who completely got manipulated by her producer to continually talk about Caelynn.
-So for those that jumped all over Hannah B. for using her time on the group date to bring up Caelynn to him, which I agree she never should’ve done, I think you kinda have to give Caelynn the exact same sh** in return for pulling Colton aside during the pool party, and out of nowhere, saying she wanted to talk about Hannah B. If you’re saying it’s because Hannah B. talked about her earlier and she wanted to defend herself, well, she already had that time because Colton went and got her after Hannah B. told him what she did on the group date. Now on a separate day two days after that happened, Caelynn again brings Hannah B. up. I’m just saying, I don’t see how you can jump all over one and not the other. They’re both idiots for bringing this up at separate times. If Caelynn is above it all, then she doesn’t need to do this. But apparently she’s not. Hannah B. never should’ve went there in the first place, and Caelynn could’ve said what she said on the group date and dropped it. But she didn’t. She let it fester for two days then came back with more trash talking about Hannah B. Neither are right, but I understand this is exactly what the show wanted by casting these two, both got suckered into it, and us the audience has to suffer.
-If there was something definitive that either could actually say to Colton as to why they dislike the other, then maybe it’d be fair to say someone over the other is in the wrong. But that’s not the case. Caelynn hasn’t given one specific example of why the relationship went south. Yeah, she said that “when I was getting more attention, and Hannah didn’t place, she started talking sh**, doing things” etc. Ok, that’s not specific. WHAT. DID. SHE. SAY? Did she say it to your face? Did she say it to other people and it got back to you? How do you know specifically what she said and if the people that told you were being honest? As for Hannah B., she’s described Caelynn as fake, manipulative, and toxic. Again, what are specific examples of this? You see where I’m going with this? We’re getting nowhere this season on this because I doubt either will provide anything specific. Maybe we’ll get it on the WTA now that they realize they were both being so vague on the show. As I’ve said for the last two months, I’ve heard things. The more negative stuff has been about Caelynn, and I have heard specifics, but again, how do I know it’s true? With Hannah B., I’ve just heard generalities used to describe her, basically what we heard on the show. In the end, these women signed up for it, so they can’t complain. And I’m 100% positive, I will be getting people emailing me now from both sides trying to defend the one they know. Happens all the time. Unfortunately, this story is so tired already, there’s really not much more to report.
-Rose ceremony time. Caelynn, Nicole, and Elyse have roses. Colton: “This week caught me by surprise…very emotional…want you guys to know…if you don’t get a rose…it isn’t because you’re not incredible…it’s because you don’t fit into the storyline for this season…”
Hannah G., Tayshia, Katie, Cassie, Kirpa, Sydney, Demi, Tracy, Courtney, Heather, and Onyeka get roses.
“Ladies, Colton, it’s the final rose tonight. When you’re ready. By the way, I was standing by at the pool party to step in immediately to talk to Colton because I really cared about his feelings and not at all because I was creeping on which of the women this season I might be interested in even though they are closer to my daughters age than mine.”
Hannah B. – Real shocker. Can’t imagine why they would’ve saved her for the last rose. And lets make no mistake about what we’re seeing on TV. Regardless of Colton telling Chris he doesn’t know what to believe and who’s right, it’s clear as day he’s choosing to believe Caelynn over Hannah B. For him to claim he’s stuck in the middle and doesn’t know who’s telling the truth, whether he knows the truth or not, he’s definitely in the camp that Caelynn is the side he believes. He makes time for her and has made out with her every chance he could get. He treats Hannah B. like she has a lip fungus they haven’t identified yet. Soooooo make no mistake about it, Colton is very much #TeamCaelynn. And after next week, he’ll be even more of a cheerleader for her.
Yep, so next week we’ll see if Chris Harrison’s hyperbole lives up to the hype when Caelynn opens up to Colton about her sexual assault while in college at VCU. And then furthermore, why Chris thinks that America’s “opinion of Colton will change dramatically” and “it’s going to change the entire course of the show.” I have a feeling we’re gonna be let down, but hey, anything can happen. Tune in next week to see.
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